| Trying to think of good stuff about winter
Right now, we're in the middle of an arctic freeze- temp is supposed to be
-20C tomorrow. For a HIGH!
So I try to think of the POSITIVE things about winter.
- you sleep better at night than you do in the summer heat! And you have
more energy as a result.
- don't have to shave your legs as often (I still shave though, being a
girl, and I still wear shorts at the gym).
- you can avoid talking to people you don't like or who bore you, when you
see them on the street. "Sorry, but it's freezing, gotta go!" Better yet,
you can walk right past them and they don't know it's you, since your face
is all covered up!
- It's nice not to give a rat's ass how you look when you go outside.
Since everyone looks like Admiral Peary, you know you don't look any more
dopey than anyone else. Like your hair could be a mess or whatever, and
it's all covered up so no one sees!
- chill beer, wine or soft drinks in minutes by leaving them in the shed!
Great for parties and makes space in the fridge.
- and of course makes you appreciate summer even more.
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