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12-15-2004, 03:51 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:41C0CC0B.452A8659@bentrideronline.com...
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com
>
>
>
I wish I could crawl down the road at 20mph average. But I feel much
better that he didn't include my Cannondale's as useless crap.

12-15-2004, 03:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
di Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some advice for all asshatchet riders "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message news:41C0CC0B.452A8659@bentrideronline.com... > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom. > > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota, > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile. > > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road. > > Holiday Cheers, > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com > > > I wish I could crawl down the road at 20mph average. But I feel much better that he didn't include my Cannondale's as useless crap.