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12-15-2004, 05:06 PM

I've just sent his post below to all of his links. Merry Christmas!

"B. Lafferty" <Magni@Italia.com> wrote in message
news:8S4wd.419$Z47.216@newsread2.news.atl.earthlin k.net...
> Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
> suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask
> them how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
> http://www.bentrideronline.com/
>
> My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny!
>
> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:41C0D636.4D040EA0@bentrideronline.com...
>>
>>
>> Fred Marx wrote:
>>
>>> Johnny NoCom wrote:
>>> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
>>> > a
>>> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
>>> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>>> >
>>> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
>>> > Kuota,
>>> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
>>> > and
>>> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
>>> > wants
>>> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
>>> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
>>> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>>> >
>>> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
>>> > road.
>>> >
>>> > Holiday Cheers,
>>> > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
>>> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
>>> on bicycling.com's forums.
>>> F U C K O F F troll.
>>
>> And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"
>>
>> Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
>> represent.
>>
>> Holiday Cheers to you too,
>>
>> Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com
>>
>>
>
>

12-15-2004, 05:06 PM	#24 (permalink)
B. Lafferty Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Christmas Gift For Jonny I've just sent his post below to all of his links. Merry Christmas! "B. Lafferty" <Magni@Italia.com> wrote in message news:8S4wd.419$Z47.216@newsread2.news.atl.earthlin k.net... > Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I > suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask > them how it is that they can sponsor such a dork. > http://www.bentrideronline.com/ > > My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny! > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message > news:41C0D636.4D040EA0@bentrideronline.com... >> >> >> Fred Marx wrote: >> >>> Johnny NoCom wrote: >>> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in >>> > a >>> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame >>> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom. >>> > >>> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, >>> > Kuota, >>> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek >>> > and >>> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who >>> > wants >>> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an >>> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk >>> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile. >>> > >>> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the >>> > road. >>> > >>> > Holiday Cheers, >>> > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out >>> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck >>> on bicycling.com's forums. >>> F U C K O F F troll. >> >> And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!" >> >> Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S" >> represent. >> >> Holiday Cheers to you too, >> >> Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com >> >> > >