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12-16-2004, 07:31 AM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> GaryG wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > news:41C0CEC7.4A2E2F51@bentrideronline.com...
> > >
> > >
> > > GaryG wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > > > news:41C0CB4F.1639393A@bentrideronline.com...
> > > > > My Xmas holiday wish is that all asahatchet riders everywhere
give it
> > up
> > > > > and get rid of those worthless UCI hemorrhoid stick frames.
It is a
> > > > > big insult to the world of cycling to ride inferior old world
crap
> > that
> > > > > is slow and uncomfortable.
> > > > >
> > > > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > > > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things
rammed up
> > them?
> > > >
> > > > Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is a cover-up for some
gender
> > > > identity issues?
> > > >
> > > > Then again...perhaps you're just an *******/troll.
> > > >
> > > > Anyway,
> > > >
> > > > Happy Holidays
> > >
> > > GaryG,
> > >
> > > The ONLY *******s are asshatchet lovers with well lubed
Preparation H
> > > anuses, the direct result of perching oneself precariously over
the bars
> > > propped up idiotically with a upwrong seatpost and slither of
leather.
> >
> > Wow...there you go again. More focus on "ass", "*******s" "well
lubed",
> > "anuses", etc. Sounds like you have a real interest in the
subject...are
> > you sure you don't have gender identity issues?
> >
> > >
> > > No trolls here, just mere facts and a Holiday concern for these
ill
> > > advised, demented, masochists.
> >
> > Yeah right...you're just performing a public service by insulting
98% of the
> > cycling world. That qualifies as a troll in my book.
> >
> > > Holiday cheers,
> > >
> > > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com
> > >
> > >
>
> Garbage Gary,
>
> 98% of the cycling world has no bearing on the fact asshatchet bikes
are much,
> much slower than the NoCom, leads to IMPOTENCE, and when launched
over the
> bars tumbling to the ground, possess higher rates of serious injury
especially
> to the head, I'll state now, 98% of you ARE ILL-ADVISED, DEMENTED,
AND
> MASOCHISTS.
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com

I know of no research that confirms riding a diamond frame bike will
result in impotence. I would be interested in reading any data you
have. There is data to suggest that it can cause a transient
elevated PSA blood levels therefore, one should wait about three days
before obtaining a PSA blood sample.
As to the rest of your rant, it sounds clever but a little silly and
obsessive.
Jim Voeller

12-16-2004, 07:31 AM	#28 (permalink)
jwvoeller@charter.net Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Xmas wish for asshatchet lovers Johnny NoCom wrote: > GaryG wrote: > > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message > > news:41C0CEC7.4A2E2F51@bentrideronline.com... > > > > > > > > > GaryG wrote: > > > > > > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message > > > > news:41C0CB4F.1639393A@bentrideronline.com... > > > > > My Xmas holiday wish is that all asahatchet riders everywhere give it > > up > > > > > and get rid of those worthless UCI hemorrhoid stick frames. It is a > > > > > big insult to the world of cycling to ride inferior old world crap > > that > > > > > is slow and uncomfortable. > > > > > > > > > > Holiday Cheers, > > > > > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things rammed up > > them? > > > > > > > > Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is a cover-up for some gender > > > > identity issues? > > > > > > > > Then again...perhaps you're just an *****/troll. > > > > > > > > Anyway, > > > > > > > > Happy Holidays > > > > > > GaryG, > > > > > > The ONLY ***s are asshatchet lovers with well lubed Preparation H > > > anuses, the direct result of perching oneself precariously over the bars > > > propped up idiotically with a upwrong seatpost and slither of leather. > > > > Wow...there you go again. More focus on "ass", "*****s" "well lubed", > > "anuses", etc. Sounds like you have a real interest in the subject...are > > you sure you don't have gender identity issues? > > > > > > > > No trolls here, just mere facts and a Holiday concern for these ill > > > advised, demented, masochists. > > > > Yeah right...you're just performing a public service by insulting 98% of the > > cycling world. That qualifies as a troll in my book. > > > > > Holiday cheers, > > > > > > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com > > > > > > > > Garbage Gary, > > 98% of the cycling world has no bearing on the fact asshatchet bikes are much, > much slower than the NoCom, leads to IMPOTENCE, and when launched over the > bars tumbling to the ground, possess higher rates of serious injury especially > to the head, I'll state now, 98% of you ARE ILL-ADVISED, DEMENTED, AND > MASOCHISTS. > > Holiday cheers, > > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com I know of no research that confirms riding a diamond frame bike will result in impotence. I would be interested in reading any data you have. There is data to suggest that it can cause a transient elevated PSA blood levels therefore, one should wait about three days before obtaining a PSA blood sample. As to the rest of your rant, it sounds clever but a little silly and obsessive. Jim Voeller