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12-16-2004, 08:26 PM

LOL!!!!

Don't tell me....

SPAM?

Why is it that "NoCom" is always "in my way" when hill climbing?

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:41C13B91.2138C427@bentrideronline.com...
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>
> Leif wrote:
>
> > "Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> > Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> > and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."
> >
> > Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
> > conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
> > expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
> > and insulting everyone else.
> > Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
> > riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
> > would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
> > nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
> > "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
> > bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
> > fastest......blah blah blah...."
> > I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.
>
> No need to get all upset Leif now that you have learned you own slow
> conventional crap.
> My NoCom speed missile was not as expensive as your campy asshatchet
> frame. Sell that piece of junk you have on EBay and buy a NoCom. You will
> finally go faster than 24 mph with the sissys wearing kits in the
> asshatchet paceline.
>
> Lief if the rest of you start buying NoComs the cycling world will be a
> better place with fewer UCI overpriced slow dated useless tirangle frames
> on the road.
>
> And I NEVER need an electric motor like you do to pedal at 35 mph on the
> road. Asshatchet riders are too high up in the air to go 35 mph.
>
> "Passing on your left Leif"
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com
>
>
>
>

12-16-2004, 08:26 PM	#117 (permalink)
The Pretzel Guest Posts: n/a	Some advice for all asshatchet riders. READ MY SPAM... LOL!!!! Don't tell me.... SPAM? Why is it that "NoCom" is always "in my way" when hill climbing? "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message news:41C13B91.2138C427@bentrideronline.com... > > > Leif wrote: > > > "Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, > > Kuota, > > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek > > and > > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF." > > > > Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/ > > conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most > > expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself > > and insulting everyone else. > > Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start > > riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you > > would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world > > nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor". > > "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your > > bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the > > fastest......blah blah blah...." > > I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle. > > No need to get all upset Leif now that you have learned you own slow > conventional crap. > My NoCom speed missile was not as expensive as your campy asshatchet > frame. Sell that piece of junk you have on EBay and buy a NoCom. You will > finally go faster than 24 mph with the sissys wearing kits in the > asshatchet paceline. > > Lief if the rest of you start buying NoComs the cycling world will be a > better place with fewer UCI overpriced slow dated useless tirangle frames > on the road. > > And I NEVER need an electric motor like you do to pedal at 35 mph on the > road. Asshatchet riders are too high up in the air to go 35 mph. > > "Passing on your left Leif" > > Holiday Cheers, > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com > > > >