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12-16-2004, 09:03 PM

"Ed Sullivan" <reallybigshow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
> a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
> wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
> road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com
>
> Dear Johnny,
>
> You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
> supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
> of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
> mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
> think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
> adopt the proper saddle position.
>
> Best wishes and happy cycling.
Once upon a time, way back when, he owned a "asshatchet".
Years later when he adopted his "NoCom" BS, someone suggested he try putting a
saddle on the seatpost of his "asshatchet"..

12-16-2004, 09:03 PM	#120 (permalink)
The Pretzel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some advice for all asshatchet riders "Ed Sullivan" <reallybigshow@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:1103228860.236717.324760@z14g2000cwz.googlegr oups.com... > > Johnny NoCom wrote: > > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in > a > > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame > > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom. > > > > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, > Kuota, > > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek > and > > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who > wants > > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an > > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk > > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile. > > > > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the > road. > > > > Holiday Cheers, > > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com > > Dear Johnny, > > You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is > supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description > of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the > mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I > think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you > adopt the proper saddle position. > > Best wishes and happy cycling. Once upon a time, way back when, he owned a "asshatchet". Years later when he adopted his "NoCom" BS, someone suggested he try putting a saddle on the seatpost of his "asshatchet"..