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12-17-2004, 02:00 AM

"psycholist" <technico@wctel.net> wrote in message
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> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
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> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com
> >
>
>
> Johnny,
>
> We get it. You learned a new slang term you think is really cool ...
> asshatchet. Now give it a rest. Even a half-assed roadie knows how to set
> his bike up to fit properly such that saddle pain is a non-issue, or a very
> minor one at worst.
>
> I'm interested in how your strategy is going to work out ... the one where
> you barge into a newsgroup, insult everyone there, then encourage them to
> invest in your little venture. Very interesting approach.
>
> I live in an area with a ton of rolling hills. There are some recumbent
> riders around and they all seem to be jerks like you. They all seem to
> think they're superior and talk about how their bikes go faster. And sure
> enough, they do ... downhill and on the flats. But on even the smallest of
> hills they come rocketing back as if they were in reverse. Over the course
> of a 50 mile ride, the roadies will always finish 10 miles ahead of the
> bents. THAT's the real, practical world of "asshatchets" vs. dorkrockets.
>
> --
> Bob C.
>
> "Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
> T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
ROTFLMAO!
Great POST!!!

12-17-2004, 02:00 AM	#129 (permalink)
The Pretzel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Some advice for all asshatchet riders "psycholist" <technico@wctel.net> wrote in message news:cpqvec$53gp$1@news3.infoave.net... > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message > news:41C0CC0B.452A8659@bentrideronline.com... > > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a > > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame > > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom. > > > > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota, > > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and > > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants > > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an > > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk > > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile. > > > > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road. > > > > Holiday Cheers, > > Johnny NoCom@bentrideronline.com > > > > > Johnny, > > We get it. You learned a new slang term you think is really cool ... > asshatchet. Now give it a rest. Even a half-assed roadie knows how to set > his bike up to fit properly such that saddle pain is a non-issue, or a very > minor one at worst. > > I'm interested in how your strategy is going to work out ... the one where > you barge into a newsgroup, insult everyone there, then encourage them to > invest in your little venture. Very interesting approach. > > I live in an area with a ton of rolling hills. There are some recumbent > riders around and they all seem to be jerks like you. They all seem to > think they're superior and talk about how their bikes go faster. And sure > enough, they do ... downhill and on the flats. But on even the smallest of > hills they come rocketing back as if they were in reverse. Over the course > of a 50 mile ride, the roadies will always finish 10 miles ahead of the > bents. THAT's the real, practical world of "asshatchets" vs. dorkrockets. > > -- > Bob C. > > "Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts." > T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia) ROTFLMAO! Great POST!!!