| Club rides that were rejected
I'm a club newsletter editor. Next issue we publish the new
ride schedule. I'd like to do a humorous sidebar on ride ideas
that were rejected. Here's what I have so far. Any other
ideas?
Dogma Ride Pace: very fast Leader: Butch
Butch has connected all the spots with dogs who love to chase
and snap at your legs, and come up with this route which is
great for interval training. Don't be the slowest cyclist on
this ride!
Hospital Ride Pace: slow Leader: Nurse Ratchett
This ride visits various sites where club members have had
accidents in the past few years. In some cases, the skid marks
are still there on the road!
Brickyard Tour Pace: fast Leader: Red
This route winds through the brick sidestreets of Wilmette,
allowing you to pretend you are riding in one of those spring
European classics as you bump along. This ride goes rain or
shine. Lunch at the Klay Oven restaurant.
So, what are other bad ideas for a club ride?
P.S. One of the rides above is actually from our club schedule
from a couple of years ago. Can you guess which?
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