| Re: Club rides that were rejected "Mike Kruger" wrote:
> I'm a club newsletter editor. Next issue we publish the new
> ride schedule. I'd like to do a humorous sidebar on ride ideas
> that were rejected.
> Dogma Ride Pace: very fast Leader: Butch
> Butch has connected all the spots with dogs who love to chase
> and snap at your legs, and come up with this route which is
> great for interval training. Don't be the slowest cyclist on
> this ride!
>
> Hospital Ride Pace: slow Leader: Nurse Ratchett
> This ride visits various sites where club members have had
> accidents in the past few years. In some cases, the skid marks
> are still there on the road!
>
> Brickyard Tour Pace: fast Leader: Red
> This route winds through the brick sidestreets of Wilmette,
> allowing you to pretend you are riding in one of those spring
> European classics as you bump along. This ride goes rain or
> shine. Lunch at the Klay Oven restaurant.
Sounds like some rides I've been on. I'm guessing the Brickyard Tour was a
real ride.
Art Harris |