| Re: Club rides that were rejected
Mike Kruger wrote:
> I'm a club newsletter editor. Next issue we publish the new
> ride schedule. I'd like to do a humorous sidebar on ride ideas
> that were rejected. Here's what I have so far. Any other
> ideas?
>
Poser Ride:
Only for those with megabuck bikes. We'll put them on our SUV's and
drive to various park and ride lots, then ride a short distance to a
nearby trendy coffee house or deli from each lot. We'll only ride on
perfect roads so put on your special event wheels for maximum admiration
from the masses. Please make sure your jersey and shorts match. New
bar tape and water bottles are mandatory. Bring $50 for snacks and drinks.
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http://diabloscott.blogspot.com/
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