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02-01-2005, 07:05 PM

On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 23:17:15 +0000 (UTC), William Asher wrote:

> I'm a club newsletter editor. Next issue we publish the new
> ride schedule. I'd like to do a humorous sidebar on ride ideas
> that were rejected. Here's what I have so far. Any other
> ideas?

Actual ride just nobody seems to like the concept

The Shortest Day or Precious, it's my Birthday:

Ride from Jamesburg to Bordentown to Sandyhook and back. Enjoy cool
Jersey shore breezes and a leasurely ride along the Delaware as we
ride through the narrowest part of the state. Occasional stops. Gale
force winds or snow accumulation cancels and yes we'll still ride if
it's below freezing.

A/3/130 mile (A = 17 - 18 overall avg, 4 = flat, no hills)

BTW, my club does the Longest Day ride a double century and it is a
December ride.

My friend is working on this:

Hills of the Flatlands: Ride along the Jersey shore as we venture to
every hill we can find. 4000ft total climb and back to sea level.

B/3/70 (B = 16 -17, 3 = some hills)

My current favorite and one I'm working on for this summer:

Dyslexics of the world untie (or it's never a 3 hour tour!):

Come join your fearless leader as we try out new routes which will
include Ft Dix Artillery range (mechanics troubles and we'll abandon
you), the spitting Lama (and you thought dogs were bad!), the Pine
Barrens (there is no one for miles!). And I still haven't learned my
left from my right.

A+,4,130 +/- (A+ = 18+ overall avg, no hills, +/- means we could get
lost and get more miles).

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02-01-2005, 07:05 PM	#18 (permalink)
Neil Cherry Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Club rides that were rejected On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 23:17:15 +0000 (UTC), William Asher wrote: > I'm a club newsletter editor. Next issue we publish the new > ride schedule. I'd like to do a humorous sidebar on ride ideas > that were rejected. Here's what I have so far. Any other > ideas? Actual ride just nobody seems to like the concept The Shortest Day or Precious, it's my Birthday: Ride from Jamesburg to Bordentown to Sandyhook and back. Enjoy cool Jersey shore breezes and a leasurely ride along the Delaware as we ride through the narrowest part of the state. Occasional stops. Gale force winds or snow accumulation cancels and yes we'll still ride if it's below freezing. A/3/130 mile (A = 17 - 18 overall avg, 4 = flat, no hills) BTW, my club does the Longest Day ride a double century and it is a December ride. My friend is working on this: Hills of the Flatlands: Ride along the Jersey shore as we venture to every hill we can find. 4000ft total climb and back to sea level. B/3/70 (B = 16 -17, 3 = some hills) My current favorite and one I'm working on for this summer: Dyslexics of the world untie (or it's never a 3 hour tour!): Come join your fearless leader as we try out new routes which will include Ft Dix Artillery range (mechanics troubles and we'll abandon you), the spitting Lama (and you thought dogs were bad!), the Pine Barrens (there is no one for miles!). And I still haven't learned my left from my right. A+,4,130 +/- (A+ = 18+ overall avg, no hills, +/- means we could get lost and get more miles). -- Linux Home Automation Neil Cherry ncherry@comcast.net http://home.comcast.net/~ncherry/ (Text only) http://hcs.sourceforge.net/ (HCS II) http://linuxha.blogspot.com/ My HA Blog