| Re: How to break the news of expensive bike purchases to your spouse
David L. Johnson wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:42:34 -0800, Maggie wrote:
>
> > If I had the CASH I have spent on purses I would be able to buy a
> > Ferrari. But men are clueless. You can come into the house with a
> > purse, carry it around, leave it right in front of his face, throw
it
> > at him, whatever... and he will never realize that it could have
> > possibly cost 900 dollars.
>
> That would be me...
>
> > A man can't fathom this whole designer
> > accessory thing. What man can understand a woman's need for
something
> > like a Dior or Gucci or Chanel? What man knows about Jimmy Choo
shoes
> > or Manolo's?
>
> Lots of men do. They're all gay.
>
> --
>
> David L. Johnson
>
> __o | "What am I on? I'm on my bike, six hours a day, busting
my ass.
> _`\(,_ | What are you on?" --Lance Armstrong
> (_)/ (_) |
I was going to say that a gay man understands, but I did not want to
start a thread about homosexuality...is it right or wrong...or whassup
with George Bush...or religion. I've come to understand what words and
phrases to stay away from...a little.
No one understands a woman better than a gay male. Straight men are
clueless. I have a friend in NYC who is gay, he is the best shopping
buddy I ever had in my life. He is a fabulous friend. We are an older
version of Will and Grace. Every woman needs a gay male friend. Its
wonderful.
All Good Things,
Maggie.
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