| Re: How to break the news of expensive bike purchases to your spouse
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:53:12 -0800, Maggie wrote:
> She is thin, so I think any ladder will suffice. But I want to see her
> walk down the aisle.
There are lots of aisles. Get a video camera and go to the grocery
store --- aisles to your hearts' content.
> Her father would like it if she called from Vegas
> and said she was just married in the "Elvis Wedding Chapel."
Having two daughters of my own, I heartily support this idea. I keep
Vegas vacation travel brochures around the house, just in case.
Personally, I've been married twice. First time, big church wedding, lots
of bucks spent. Wasted, actually. Second time was in our own backyard.
Biggest expense was the food -- and most of that was made by guests as our
wedding presents. This was 22 years ago almost, and counting.
--
David L. Johnson
__o | And what if you track down these men and kill them, what if you
_`\(,_ | killed all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds,
(_)/ (_) | thousands would rise up to take our places. Even Nazis can't
kill that fast. -- Paul Henreid (Casablanca).
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