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03-05-2005, 04:38 AM

Robert Broughton wrote:
> D_Frumious_B@ndersnat.ch wrote:
>
> > In rec.bicycles.misc Robert Broughton <rbronews@brou8ghton.ca>
wrote:
> >
> >> Actually, it was Mitch Miller, Frankie Avalon, and Pat Boone who
tried
> >> to cause the disintegration of mankind. The Beatles saved us.
> >
> > It is not widely known, but the Dave Clark Five claimed that it
was
> > THEY who caused the disintegration of mankind.
> >
>
> I've thought for a long time that the Dave Clark Five, the Animals,
and
> Dusty Springfield are under-rated.
>
> If you were the ask the still-alive Beatles, they would probably put
the
> blame on Gerry and the Pacemakers instead of the DC5. (Although I
remember
> reading somewhere that Paul and Gerry buried the hatchet.)
>

The truth of the matter is that the fall of mankind began with the
creation of karaoke...But there is always hope, we need to all go on a
quest, the date has been predetermined as(you guessed it)"666" June
6th, 2006 when all God's children will rise up and burn every karaoke
devise on Earth.

Tom
Somewhere on another double century...

"Somewhere in Texas...a village is missing it's idiot."

03-05-2005, 04:38 AM	#135 (permalink)
tomrp@juno.com Posts: n/a	Re: The Beatles caused the disintegration of mankind Robert Broughton wrote: > D_Frumious_B@ndersnat.ch wrote: > > > In rec.bicycles.misc Robert Broughton <rbronews@brou8ghton.ca> wrote: > > > >> Actually, it was Mitch Miller, Frankie Avalon, and Pat Boone who tried > >> to cause the disintegration of mankind. The Beatles saved us. > > > > It is not widely known, but the Dave Clark Five claimed that it was > > THEY who caused the disintegration of mankind. > > > > I've thought for a long time that the Dave Clark Five, the Animals, and > Dusty Springfield are under-rated. > > If you were the ask the still-alive Beatles, they would probably put the > blame on Gerry and the Pacemakers instead of the DC5. (Although I remember > reading somewhere that Paul and Gerry buried the hatchet.) > The truth of the matter is that the fall of mankind began with the creation of karaoke...But there is always hope, we need to all go on a quest, the date has been predetermined as(you guessed it)"666" June 6th, 2006 when all God's children will rise up and burn every karaoke devise on Earth. Tom Somewhere on another double century... "Somewhere in Texas...a village is missing it's idiot."