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02-03-2007, 12:45 PM

On Feb 3, 1:52 pm, "Rod Speed" <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote:
> Some gutless ****wit desperately cowering behind
> donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
> desperately attempted to bull**** its way out of its
> predicament and fooled absolutely no one, as always.

You eat a lot of "Freedom Fries" I gather. You may also try this...

1: Proudly display your flag. 2: If you don't own a flag, buy ten. 3:
If you do own a flag but haven't displayed it for some time for fear
of incurring the wrath of your hippie neighbor, have it dry-cleaned
and pressed at a non-Chinese shop. 4: Count the flag's stars, and
imagine how much more symmetrical it'd be without Massachusetts'. 5:
While justifiably admiring your flag, if it touches the ground burn it
immediately, and replace it with a bigger one. 6: Replace that
Canadian flag patch sewn onto your backpack with a superior American
one, then go sight-seeing in Paris. 7: Paint your bedroom ceiling with
an image of Old Glory, so that your dreams may be filled with more
virtuous thoughts. 8: Stock your linen closet with Ralph Lauren "flag
towels"...the better to wrap yourself in! 9: Salute every flag you pass,
and if feasible, kiss it (closed mouth, you devil!) 10: Impress your
guests with stars-and-stripes coasters, but only use if your serving
domestic beer or wine. 11: Have you heard that "Uncle Sam" hats are
this year's black? 12: Sing "the Star-Spangled Banner" in the shower.
13: Make it your cell phone's ring tone. 14: And your door bell chime!
15: Consider naming you born-on-the-fourth-of-July newborn "Francis
Scott Key," because no one would ever mess with a kid named Francis.
16: Or George Walker! 17: Or, even better, Rex!
18: Make Spurious George your home page. 19: If Blogger's down, make
TBR your home page (but only on Saturdays!) 20: Stop getting your
"news" from the net (except, of course, from Spurious George.) 21:
Ignore the mainstream media. 22: Burn Dan Rather in effigy. 23: Build
a backyard shrine to Ann Coulter. 24: And a smaller one for Sean
Hannity. 25: Maybe say a small payer for Armstrong Williams. 26: Start
watching Fox News. 27: Be more fair and balanced...like Fox News! 28:
Stop paying attention. 29: Obey. 30: Stop making Viagra jokes about
Rush. 31: Purchase an "AM Only" radio. 32: Throw away your Dixie
Chicks CDs. 33: Better yet, burn them. Even better, throw your burning
CDs at the Dixie Chicks. 34: Especially that uppity bitch Natalie
Maines. 35: Put "The Best of Lee Greenwood" on an endless loop. 36: At
least until "The Best of Rex Kramer" goes on sale. 37: Check for it
daily at you local Christian book store. 38: Or Wal-Mart. 39: Happily
hand over that $24.99.

more and check the chicks on the supersized SUV...
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DG

02-03-2007, 12:45 PM	#93 (permalink)
donquijote1954 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: "Humans 'very likely' making earth warmer" is wrong On Feb 3, 1:52 pm, "Rod Speed" <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote: > Some gutless **wit desperately cowering behind > donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com> > desperately attempted to bull** its way out of its > predicament and fooled absolutely no one, as always. You eat a lot of "Freedom Fries" I gather. You may also try this... 1: Proudly display your flag. 2: If you don't own a flag, buy ten. 3: If you do own a flag but haven't displayed it for some time for fear of incurring the wrath of your hippie neighbor, have it dry-cleaned and pressed at a non-Chinese shop. 4: Count the flag's stars, and imagine how much more symmetrical it'd be without Massachusetts'. 5: While justifiably admiring your flag, if it touches the ground burn it immediately, and replace it with a bigger one. 6: Replace that Canadian flag patch sewn onto your backpack with a superior American one, then go sight-seeing in Paris. 7: Paint your bedroom ceiling with an image of Old Glory, so that your dreams may be filled with more virtuous thoughts. 8: Stock your linen closet with Ralph Lauren "flag towels"...the better to wrap yourself in! 9: Salute every flag you pass, and if feasible, kiss it (closed mouth, you devil!) 10: Impress your guests with stars-and-stripes coasters, but only use if your serving domestic beer or wine. 11: Have you heard that "Uncle Sam" hats are this year's black? 12: Sing "the Star-Spangled Banner" in the shower. 13: Make it your cell phone's ring tone. 14: And your door bell chime! 15: Consider naming you born-on-the-fourth-of-July newborn "Francis Scott Key," because no one would ever mess with a kid named Francis. 16: Or George Walker! 17: Or, even better, Rex! 18: Make Spurious George your home page. 19: If Blogger's down, make TBR your home page (but only on Saturdays!) 20: Stop getting your "news" from the net (except, of course, from Spurious George.) 21: Ignore the mainstream media. 22: Burn Dan Rather in effigy. 23: Build a backyard shrine to Ann Coulter. 24: And a smaller one for Sean Hannity. 25: Maybe say a small payer for Armstrong Williams. 26: Start watching Fox News. 27: Be more fair and balanced...like Fox News! 28: Stop paying attention. 29: Obey. 30: Stop making Viagra jokes about Rush. 31: Purchase an "AM Only" radio. 32: Throw away your Dixie Chicks CDs. 33: Better yet, burn them. Even better, throw your burning CDs at the Dixie Chicks. 34: Especially that uppity bitch Natalie Maines. 35: Put "The Best of Lee Greenwood" on an endless loop. 36: At least until "The Best of Rex Kramer" goes on sale. 37: Check for it daily at you local Christian book store. 38: Or Wal-Mart. 39: Happily hand over that $24.99. more and check the chicks on the supersized SUV... http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DG