02-03-2007, 01:33 PM
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| Guest | Why are SUVs and Christianity similar?
On Feb 3, 4:20 pm, Bill Baka <b...@comcast.net> wrote:
> donquijote1954 wrote:
> > On Feb 2, 5:12 pm, Bill Baka <b...@comcast.net> wrote:
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> >> BTW, I don't drink or use drugs, except for chocolate.
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> > Chocolate is a fancy drug used by liberals given to European socialist
> > ideas of biking and small cars. Real Americans eat something like
> > Freedom Fries --and drive SUVs.
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> Hah,
> They don't go into the bag very well for a long trip, and forget about a
> 'Big Mac'. I can travel a long way on chocolate power.
> Give me chocolate and I will do almost anything (reasonable).
> Bill Baka
Well, I see you are leaning left. Try this brand...
http://www.candywarehouse.com/patriothearts.html
Double check is NOT made in China, like the patriotic ribbons "We
support our troops." 
Anyways why is it that Christians buy so many SUVs? I always
wondered...
Why do people liken SUVs and Christianity together?
Many Christians drive SUVs for many reasons. In fact, this is done
symbolically since SUVs and Christianity both do the same things.
TRUE FACTS THAT ARE TRUE SINCE WE USED THE WORD TRUE WHICH MAKES THEM
TRUE SINCE THEY ARE FACTS WHICH MEANS THEY ARE TRUE
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~Emits air which makes trees and plants grow more plentifully. This
ensures healthy people and a higher chance of being smart enough to
become a Christian.
~Emits the Word of God which unites all people in the world and makes
the world peaceful. There is no war or murders. This is why America is
the #1 Christian nation on Earth with the lowest divorce rates, crime
rates, suicides, wars, nuclear weapons, guns, gangs, drugs,
prostitution and so forth. The more Christian a nation gets, the less
of these things you see (ignore what the Liberal Media tells you)
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~Is huge and powerful. Anything that gets in its way will be destroyed
without remorse or regret and those inside will stay unaware of what
has happened but laugh and be happy as they go on.
~See above.
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~Can drive up mountains, over forests, knock down trees, hold two
flags on each side and one flag in the back and one on the antenna and
two in the rear windows with another on the children's side window and
one on the dash board with three glued onto the room with five stapled
to the fold out chairs, and can drive on water, and can go fast, and
is so tall it can see over everything. It also shows how big your
genitals are.
~Runs over Evil such as witches, Catholics, ***s, atheists, pagans,
Muslims, pacifists, ******s, and communists MAKING THEM DEAD!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
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~Is fuel efficient.
~Is knowledge efficient.
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~Takes you up mountains on stormy nights.
~Takes you up to Heaven.
Why do people liken SUVs and Christianity together?
Many Christians drive SUVs for many reasons. In fact, this is done
symbolically since SUVs and Christianity both do the same things.
http://www.truechristian.com/08.html
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