02-03-2007, 12:51 PM
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#103 (permalink)
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donquijote1954 wrote:
> On Feb 3, 4:20 pm, Bill Baka <b...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> donquijote1954 wrote:
>>> On Feb 2, 5:12 pm, Bill Baka <b...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>>> BTW, I don't drink or use drugs, except for chocolate.
>>> Chocolate is a fancy drug used by liberals given to European socialist
>>> ideas of biking and small cars. Real Americans eat something like
>>> Freedom Fries --and drive SUVs.
>> Hah,
>> They don't go into the bag very well for a long trip, and forget about a
>> 'Big Mac'. I can travel a long way on chocolate power.
>> Give me chocolate and I will do almost anything (reasonable).
>> Bill Baka
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> Well, I see you are leaning left. Try this brand...
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> http://www.candywarehouse.com/patriothearts.html
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> Double check is NOT made in China, like the patriotic ribbons "We
> support our troops." 
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> Anyways why is it that Christians buy so many SUVs? I always
> wondered...
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> Why do people liken SUVs and Christianity together?
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> Many Christians drive SUVs for many reasons. In fact, this is done
> symbolically since SUVs and Christianity both do the same things.
The hard core Christians don't use birth control and continue to
overpopulate because the pope interprets God's will to mean lots of
babies. Then you need an SUV.
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> TRUE FACTS THAT ARE TRUE SINCE WE USED THE WORD TRUE WHICH MAKES THEM
> TRUE SINCE THEY ARE FACTS WHICH MEANS THEY ARE TRUE
HUH????
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> ~Emits air which makes trees and plants grow more plentifully. This
> ensures healthy people and a higher chance of being smart enough to
> become a Christian.
I take offense with that remark. You mean STUPID enough to become one.
Christians seem to base their life on whatever the pope interprets the
Bible to mean, and will commit any act that is harmful to the planet as
their way of following God's will.
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> ~Emits the Word of God which unites all people in the world and makes
> the world peaceful.
Total Bull****. Remember the Crusades? Become Christian or we will kill
you type stuff.
There is no war or murders.
So if the church says to kill all non-Christians it is not sanctioned
murder?
This is why America is
> the #1 Christian nation on Earth with the lowest divorce rates, crime
> rates, suicides, wars, nuclear weapons, guns, gangs, drugs,
> prostitution and so forth. The more Christian a nation gets, the less
> of these things you see (ignore what the Liberal Media tells you)
Fruit loop detected.
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> ~Is huge and powerful. Anything that gets in its way will be destroyed
> without remorse or regret and those inside will stay unaware of what
> has happened but laugh and be happy as they go on.
That much I can't argue with. We can commit any kind of atrocity as long
as it is being done in God's name by someone else (soldiers) and we
don't have to look at the results.
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> ~See above.
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> ~Can drive up mountains, over forests, knock down trees, hold two
> flags on each side and one flag in the back and one on the antenna and
> two in the rear windows with another on the children's side window and
> one on the dash board with three glued onto the room with five stapled
> to the fold out chairs, and can drive on water, and can go fast, and
> is so tall it can see over everything. It also shows how big your
> genitals are.
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> ~Runs over Evil such as witches, Catholics, ***s, atheists, pagans,
> Muslims, pacifists, ******s, and communists MAKING THEM DEAD!!!
> HAHAHAHA!!!
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> ~Is fuel efficient.
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> ~Is knowledge efficient.
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> ~Takes you up mountains on stormy nights.
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> ~Takes you up to Heaven.
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> Why do people liken SUVs and Christianity together?
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> Many Christians drive SUVs for many reasons. In fact, this is done
> symbolically since SUVs and Christianity both do the same things.
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> http://www.truechristian.com/08.html
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That should be named "Truly gullible idiots".
Bill Baka
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