| Re: No whipsnakes were harmed in the making of this movie.
On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:03:22 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
<mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote:
>
> Funny thing happened the other day. I was called by a Christian rock
> band to audition for vocals. I am actually thinking about it. I didn't
> tell them that I wasn't. I wander if you have to be?
>
FYI, most bands, and people for that matter, who claim, "I'm Christian,"
aren't.
I was just out to dinner the other weekend with a couple classmates. One
of the girls is harcore heathen, but the other says she's Christain.
So, heathen girl asks, "What's your guy's New Years resolution... mine is
to find a man!"
Christain Chick: "Mine is to get f**k*d!"
Slack: "Excuse me, waiter, can we get the check?"
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