01-05-2007, 03:54 PM
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#23 (permalink)
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Slack wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:03:22 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
> <mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote:
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>> Funny thing happened the other day. I was called by a Christian rock
>> band to audition for vocals. I am actually thinking about it. I
>> didn't tell them that I wasn't. I wander if you have to be?
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> FYI, most bands, and people for that matter, who claim, "I'm Christian,"
> aren't.
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> I was just out to dinner the other weekend with a couple classmates.
> One of the girls is harcore heathen, but the other says she's Christain.
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> So, heathen girl asks, "What's your guy's New Years resolution... mine
> is to find a man!"
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> Christain Chick: "Mine is to get f**k*d!"
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> Slack: "Excuse me, waiter, can we get the check?"
Well? Did she achieve her resolution. I can imagine what your
resolution was at that exact moment.
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