| Re: NYC Smell
JD wrote:
> What caused it?
>
> a) Gordo farted
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> b) New Jersey
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> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>
> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>
> e) All of the above
He who smelt it, JD....
I prefer to think that the smell was a terrorist plot because it's
along the same lines as middle school mouthbreathers dropping
stinkbombs in the hallway and high fiving in the stairwell. I enjoy the
image of a bunch of Osamas in the back of some storefront whooping it
up with a celebratory jig that they unleashed a mighty smell over the
city. People in midtown wearing stinkfaces and saying, "Aw, man, that
smells bad," while the terrorists shake their fingers singing "Suffer
the Almighty Fart of Allah, bitches! The Great Satan is Now the Great
Stinkin'".
/s
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