| Re: Ride-A-Lot it's warm i'm going riding
On Feb 6, 3:11 pm, "DanK...@gmail.com" <DanK...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I am surprised that Liberator thinks the Strong/Chos satellites are
> controlling the weather, however. I thought it was known (to those of
> us in the know) that the Strong/Chos project has been sidelined by the
> Bavarians. My colleges at NASA have been using the off-the-record
> Black/White setup for metrological control for the last few lunar
> cycles. Strong is now again 100% operational, but is on a pink level
> project through reinitiating.
You're so lame, your attempt at a parody is embarrasses you.
> Liberator, on a separate note, we're disappointed with the performance
> of your previous bicycle. Our intelligence informed us that you were
> a completely unskilled rider with a bicycle that had parts &
> properties allowing you to ride at an intermediate level, even though
> your skill level is far below that. It turns out the bicycle was in
> poor repair, had no great properties, and the "intermediate" levels
> you were reported to be riding at were actually 2% grade max.
> fireroads. Our road bike operatives were able to retrace your entire
> favorite ride on 26x1.125 10-speed Walgoose "road racing" bicycles.
> One of the operatives is missing a foot, and another is blind. Not
> exactly "black diamond", at least not by my grandmothers definition.
Your parody is getting worse as it goes on, Pookums lover.
> Liberator, I'd like to extend an offer to you. Show up here on the
> North Shore (NH preferably) and I'll take you to some excellent
> trails. Once you've seen the goods, we can get you a new bike, full
> armor, a coach and a motocross helmet. You can then ride the yellow
> marked trails at all the surrounding forests & state parks (NH is full
> of them). When I'm done with you, you'll be able to keep up with
> Ridey (assuming Ridey is ossified, which a NH drinking outing can do
> to us grown-ups from time to time). Hell, if you're on your best
> behavior, and we're really having fun maybe we'll hit up MGH & you can
> have the real Guru's check the circuits and perhaps update your
> firmware a touch. What do you say?
Well, seeing how you're a wussy, and can't make a decent parody of me
and really wanted to, and you are in support of Pookums who is trying
to use witchcraft & fear to try to get some kind of effect from me,
perhaps change me, you really are a demented derelict in dire need of
a sense of life. Pookums is the lamest, wussy on the internet, and
it's an insult for him to call himself a MTB. For him to try to use a
warrant out for my arrest to scare me or to get me to shaddap, I
laugh, so enthusiastically. That you're trying to be a ally and
reinforcement for him, shows your quality of character is low as low
can go. Perhaps you have some photos online to show us your MTB
talents?
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