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Old 10-26-2004, 06:28 PM   #561 (permalink)
Mark Hickey
 
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Re: Kerry's flat tires

the black rose <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:

>Mark Hickey wrote:
>> dgk <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Ban refined sugar for a start.

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>>
>> And I already suggested destroying all the computers.
>>
>> Hey... we may be onto something here. What other planks are we going
>> to have in our r.b.m platform for 2008?

>
>Ban door-zone bike lanes. :-P


Wait - why not REVERSE the lanes. The bikes get the nice, wide clean
ones in the middle, and the cars have to fit in whatever there is left
to the right of the first white line. If they don't fit, they can't
be there.

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Old 11-09-2004, 03:00 PM   #562 (permalink)
Dane Jackson
 
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Re: health costs and obesity | mandatory PE

Terry Morse <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
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> Funny, one of my riding buddies recently asked me if I ever walked.
> I told him, "I'd like to, I just don't have the time." There are
> others who are worse off, though:
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> These folks are truly over the edge.


I was reading along and chuckling, and saying "See, I'm not that
bad, there are other people much worse than me. I only answer
yes to *some* of these." Until I got to this one.

16. You actually move farther from work so the bike commute will be
more heavy duty.

"Hello, my name is Dane. This is my first time coming to Bikeaholics
anonymous. The first time I realized I had a problem was when..."

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Old 11-09-2004, 03:00 PM   #563 (permalink)
Dane Jackson
 
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Re: health costs and obesity | mandatory PE

Terry Morse <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>
> Funny, one of my riding buddies recently asked me if I ever walked.
> I told him, "I'd like to, I just don't have the time." There are
> others who are worse off, though:
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> These folks are truly over the edge.


I was reading along and chuckling, and saying "See, I'm not that
bad, there are other people much worse than me. I only answer
yes to *some* of these." Until I got to this one.

16. You actually move farther from work so the bike commute will be
more heavy duty.

"Hello, my name is Dane. This is my first time coming to Bikeaholics
anonymous. The first time I realized I had a problem was when..."

--
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X windows. Even your dog won't like it.
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:00 PM   #564 (permalink)
Dane Jackson
 
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Re: health costs and obesity | mandatory PE

Terry Morse <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>
> Funny, one of my riding buddies recently asked me if I ever walked.
> I told him, "I'd like to, I just don't have the time." There are
> others who are worse off, though:
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> These folks are truly over the edge.


I was reading along and chuckling, and saying "See, I'm not that
bad, there are other people much worse than me. I only answer
yes to *some* of these." Until I got to this one.

16. You actually move farther from work so the bike commute will be
more heavy duty.

"Hello, my name is Dane. This is my first time coming to Bikeaholics
anonymous. The first time I realized I had a problem was when..."

--
Dane Jackson - z u v e m b i @ u n i x b i g o t s . o r g
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:00 PM   #565 (permalink)
Dane Jackson
 
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Re: health costs and obesity | mandatory PE

Terry Morse <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>
> Funny, one of my riding buddies recently asked me if I ever walked.
> I told him, "I'd like to, I just don't have the time." There are
> others who are worse off, though:
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> These folks are truly over the edge.


I was reading along and chuckling, and saying "See, I'm not that
bad, there are other people much worse than me. I only answer
yes to *some* of these." Until I got to this one.

16. You actually move farther from work so the bike commute will be
more heavy duty.

"Hello, my name is Dane. This is my first time coming to Bikeaholics
anonymous. The first time I realized I had a problem was when..."

--
Dane Jackson - z u v e m b i @ u n i x b i g o t s . o r g
X windows. Even your dog won't like it.
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Old 11-09-2004, 04:13 PM   #566 (permalink)
Claire Petersky
 
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Re: health costs and obesity | mandatory PE


"Dane Jackson" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> Terry Morse <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > These folks are truly over the edge.

>
> I was reading along and chuckling, and saying "See, I'm not that
> bad, there are other people much worse than me. I only answer
> yes to *some* of these." Until I got to this one.
>
> 16. You actually move farther from work so the bike commute will be
> more heavy duty.
>
> "Hello, my name is Dane. This is my first time coming to Bikeaholics
> anonymous. The first time I realized I had a problem was when..."


The one they didn't include is when you take a slurp from your water bottle
when you reach the top of the hill, even when you're driving.


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Old 11-09-2004, 04:13 PM   #567 (permalink)
Claire Petersky
 
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Re: health costs and obesity | mandatory PE


"Dane Jackson" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> Terry Morse <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > These folks are truly over the edge.

>
> I was reading along and chuckling, and saying "See, I'm not that
> bad, there are other people much worse than me. I only answer
> yes to *some* of these." Until I got to this one.
>
> 16. You actually move farther from work so the bike commute will be
> more heavy duty.
>
> "Hello, my name is Dane. This is my first time coming to Bikeaholics
> anonymous. The first time I realized I had a problem was when..."


The one they didn't include is when you take a slurp from your water bottle
when you reach the top of the hill, even when you're driving.


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Claire Petersky
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Old 11-09-2004, 04:13 PM   #568 (permalink)
Claire Petersky
 
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Re: health costs and obesity | mandatory PE


"Dane Jackson" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> Terry Morse <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > These folks are truly over the edge.

>
> I was reading along and chuckling, and saying "See, I'm not that
> bad, there are other people much worse than me. I only answer
> yes to *some* of these." Until I got to this one.
>
> 16. You actually move farther from work so the bike commute will be
> more heavy duty.
>
> "Hello, my name is Dane. This is my first time coming to Bikeaholics
> anonymous. The first time I realized I had a problem was when..."


The one they didn't include is when you take a slurp from your water bottle
when you reach the top of the hill, even when you're driving.


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Warm Regards,

Claire Petersky
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Old 11-09-2004, 04:13 PM   #569 (permalink)
Claire Petersky
 
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Re: health costs and obesity | mandatory PE


"Dane Jackson" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> Terry Morse <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > These folks are truly over the edge.

>
> I was reading along and chuckling, and saying "See, I'm not that
> bad, there are other people much worse than me. I only answer
> yes to *some* of these." Until I got to this one.
>
> 16. You actually move farther from work so the bike commute will be
> more heavy duty.
>
> "Hello, my name is Dane. This is my first time coming to Bikeaholics
> anonymous. The first time I realized I had a problem was when..."


The one they didn't include is when you take a slurp from your water bottle
when you reach the top of the hill, even when you're driving.


--
Warm Regards,

Claire Petersky
please substitute yahoo for mousepotato to reply
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