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12-15-2004, 06:03 AM

Mark Leuck wrote:

> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > Jobst,
> >
> > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> >
> > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > sale at overstock.com.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom
>
> I bet you wish you had one too

Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his obscession
perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.

I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
numbnuts.....

Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
Viagra?

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 06:03 AM

Mark Leuck wrote:

> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > Jobst,
> >
> > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> >
> > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > sale at overstock.com.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom
>
> I bet you wish you had one too

Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his obscession
perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.

I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
numbnuts.....

Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
Viagra?

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 06:03 AM

Mark Leuck wrote:

> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > Jobst,
> >
> > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> >
> > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > sale at overstock.com.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom
>
> I bet you wish you had one too

Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his obscession
perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.

I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
numbnuts.....

Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
Viagra?

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 06:03 AM

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 20:00:08 GMT, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> wrote in message <cDHvd.12002$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>:
>
>> The whole idea is wacko with a tiller for a steerer and a chainwheel
>> off to one side, far enough to clear the wheel for small angles.
>> This is an aesthetic effort, real fast HPV's are fully faired and
>> set world records through a timed gate.
>
> Up to a point, Lord Copper. I have seen (even raced in) HPV events
> where there are several bikes with this kind of chain layout. Even
> road-usable sporting recumbents tend to have the chain dropped off the
> front idler for racing. Not all HPV racing is faired, there are
> classes for unfaired, faired, "sports" (which have a minimum height
> restriction).
>
>> This is neither a competition bicycle
>> for UCI approved events nor is it a fast HPV.
>
> Not fast? With a moderately fit "engine" It would leave me behind
> without too much difficulty, and probably you as well :-)
>
> I expect to see bikes like this on tracks at BHPC meets. I think Mr
> Larrington will be along any moment now...

My Sinister Agents report that Mr. Fleming has acquired a NoCom for next
season. I hardly think he would have gone to the trouble and expense of so
doing had he not believed that it would prove significantly faster than his
RatRacer. Moreover, the poverty-afflicted Mr. Gillions is reported to be
confecting something similar in his Shedde.

--

Dave Larrington - [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
World Domination?
Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

12-15-2004, 06:03 AM

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 20:00:08 GMT, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> wrote in message <cDHvd.12002$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>:
>
>> The whole idea is wacko with a tiller for a steerer and a chainwheel
>> off to one side, far enough to clear the wheel for small angles.
>> This is an aesthetic effort, real fast HPV's are fully faired and
>> set world records through a timed gate.
>
> Up to a point, Lord Copper. I have seen (even raced in) HPV events
> where there are several bikes with this kind of chain layout. Even
> road-usable sporting recumbents tend to have the chain dropped off the
> front idler for racing. Not all HPV racing is faired, there are
> classes for unfaired, faired, "sports" (which have a minimum height
> restriction).
>
>> This is neither a competition bicycle
>> for UCI approved events nor is it a fast HPV.
>
> Not fast? With a moderately fit "engine" It would leave me behind
> without too much difficulty, and probably you as well :-)
>
> I expect to see bikes like this on tracks at BHPC meets. I think Mr
> Larrington will be along any moment now...

My Sinister Agents report that Mr. Fleming has acquired a NoCom for next
season. I hardly think he would have gone to the trouble and expense of so
doing had he not believed that it would prove significantly faster than his
RatRacer. Moreover, the poverty-afflicted Mr. Gillions is reported to be
confecting something similar in his Shedde.

--

Dave Larrington - [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
World Domination?
Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

12-15-2004, 06:03 AM

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 20:00:08 GMT, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> wrote in message <cDHvd.12002$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>:
>
>> The whole idea is wacko with a tiller for a steerer and a chainwheel
>> off to one side, far enough to clear the wheel for small angles.
>> This is an aesthetic effort, real fast HPV's are fully faired and
>> set world records through a timed gate.
>
> Up to a point, Lord Copper. I have seen (even raced in) HPV events
> where there are several bikes with this kind of chain layout. Even
> road-usable sporting recumbents tend to have the chain dropped off the
> front idler for racing. Not all HPV racing is faired, there are
> classes for unfaired, faired, "sports" (which have a minimum height
> restriction).
>
>> This is neither a competition bicycle
>> for UCI approved events nor is it a fast HPV.
>
> Not fast? With a moderately fit "engine" It would leave me behind
> without too much difficulty, and probably you as well :-)
>
> I expect to see bikes like this on tracks at BHPC meets. I think Mr
> Larrington will be along any moment now...

My Sinister Agents report that Mr. Fleming has acquired a NoCom for next
season. I hardly think he would have gone to the trouble and expense of so
doing had he not believed that it would prove significantly faster than his
RatRacer. Moreover, the poverty-afflicted Mr. Gillions is reported to be
confecting something similar in his Shedde.

--

Dave Larrington - [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
World Domination?
Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

12-15-2004, 06:03 AM

Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:
> On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 20:00:08 GMT, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> wrote in message <cDHvd.12002$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>:
>
>> The whole idea is wacko with a tiller for a steerer and a chainwheel
>> off to one side, far enough to clear the wheel for small angles.
>> This is an aesthetic effort, real fast HPV's are fully faired and
>> set world records through a timed gate.
>
> Up to a point, Lord Copper. I have seen (even raced in) HPV events
> where there are several bikes with this kind of chain layout. Even
> road-usable sporting recumbents tend to have the chain dropped off the
> front idler for racing. Not all HPV racing is faired, there are
> classes for unfaired, faired, "sports" (which have a minimum height
> restriction).
>
>> This is neither a competition bicycle
>> for UCI approved events nor is it a fast HPV.
>
> Not fast? With a moderately fit "engine" It would leave me behind
> without too much difficulty, and probably you as well :-)
>
> I expect to see bikes like this on tracks at BHPC meets. I think Mr
> Larrington will be along any moment now...

My Sinister Agents report that Mr. Fleming has acquired a NoCom for next
season. I hardly think he would have gone to the trouble and expense of so
doing had he not believed that it would prove significantly faster than his
RatRacer. Moreover, the poverty-afflicted Mr. Gillions is reported to be
confecting something similar in his Shedde.

--

Dave Larrington - [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
World Domination?
Just find a world that's into that kind of thing, then chain to the
floor and walk up and down on it in high heels. (Mr. Sunshine)

12-15-2004, 07:01 AM

Carl Sundquist wrote:

> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > Jobst,
> >
> > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> >
> > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > sale at overstock.com.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom
> >
>
> So how fast can you ride that bike, Johnny?

Carl,

The real issue is, how fast YOU WOULD GO on the NoCom.

Most certainly much quicker than any Tim Brummer non faired bike.

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 07:01 AM

Carl Sundquist wrote:

> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > Jobst,
> >
> > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> >
> > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > sale at overstock.com.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom
> >
>
> So how fast can you ride that bike, Johnny?

Carl,

The real issue is, how fast YOU WOULD GO on the NoCom.

Most certainly much quicker than any Tim Brummer non faired bike.

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 07:01 AM

Carl Sundquist wrote:

> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > Jobst,
> >
> > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> >
> > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > sale at overstock.com.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny NoCom
> >
>
> So how fast can you ride that bike, Johnny?

Carl,

The real issue is, how fast YOU WOULD GO on the NoCom.

Most certainly much quicker than any Tim Brummer non faired bike.

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]