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12-15-2004, 02:47 PM

You all are looking at the VK Low racer,Actually we are forgetting
that the Optima Baron is setting all sort of records racing in Europe.
NP

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for the
> holiday season.
>
> There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter bike
and
> passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
> antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up their
ass
> .
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 02:47 PM

You all are looking at the VK Low racer,Actually we are forgetting
that the Optima Baron is setting all sort of records racing in Europe.
NP

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for the
> holiday season.
>
> There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter bike
and
> passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
> antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up their
ass
> .
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 02:47 PM

You all are looking at the VK Low racer,Actually we are forgetting
that the Optima Baron is setting all sort of records racing in Europe.
NP

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for the
> holiday season.
>
> There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter bike
and
> passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
> antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up their
ass
> .
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 03:08 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get
with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his
obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>

Dude...you seem to have a real obsession with ass, and with the idea of
things crammed up them.

Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is covering up some gender identity
issues?

Just a thought...

GG

> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>

12-15-2004, 03:08 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get
with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his
obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>

Dude...you seem to have a real obsession with ass, and with the idea of
things crammed up them.

Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is covering up some gender identity
issues?

Just a thought...

GG

> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>

12-15-2004, 03:08 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get
with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his
obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>

Dude...you seem to have a real obsession with ass, and with the idea of
things crammed up them.

Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is covering up some gender identity
issues?

Just a thought...

GG

> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>

12-15-2004, 03:08 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get
with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his
obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>

Dude...you seem to have a real obsession with ass, and with the idea of
things crammed up them.

Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is covering up some gender identity
issues?

Just a thought...

GG

> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>

12-15-2004, 04:02 PM

>Johnny NoCom

wrote in part:

>There is one in Weslake, Village CA.

and

>The other NoComs are locasted in the San Fernando Valley, CA at
>Bentupcycles.com, with 2 in Chicago, IL, 1 in Indianapolis, IN, 2 in
>the Washington DC area, 1 in the UK, 1 in Denmark, and 1 in Australia.

So that's a minimum of ten of them. Let's be charitable and double that number
even doubling it means that there are more sitting unsold at one location than
have been sold worldwide. That apparently only twenty such bikes exist tells me
two things. First, that diamond frame builders can rest easy. Second, that
Johnny's marketing skills are on a par with his ability to win friends and
influence people.

Regards,
Bob Hunt

12-15-2004, 04:02 PM

>Johnny NoCom

wrote in part:

>There is one in Weslake, Village CA.

and

>The other NoComs are locasted in the San Fernando Valley, CA at
>Bentupcycles.com, with 2 in Chicago, IL, 1 in Indianapolis, IN, 2 in
>the Washington DC area, 1 in the UK, 1 in Denmark, and 1 in Australia.

So that's a minimum of ten of them. Let's be charitable and double that number
even doubling it means that there are more sitting unsold at one location than
have been sold worldwide. That apparently only twenty such bikes exist tells me
two things. First, that diamond frame builders can rest easy. Second, that
Johnny's marketing skills are on a par with his ability to win friends and
influence people.

Regards,
Bob Hunt

12-15-2004, 04:02 PM

>Johnny NoCom

wrote in part:

>There is one in Weslake, Village CA.

and

>The other NoComs are locasted in the San Fernando Valley, CA at
>Bentupcycles.com, with 2 in Chicago, IL, 1 in Indianapolis, IN, 2 in
>the Washington DC area, 1 in the UK, 1 in Denmark, and 1 in Australia.

So that's a minimum of ten of them. Let's be charitable and double that number
even doubling it means that there are more sitting unsold at one location than
have been sold worldwide. That apparently only twenty such bikes exist tells me
two things. First, that diamond frame builders can rest easy. Second, that
Johnny's marketing skills are on a par with his ability to win friends and
influence people.

Regards,
Bob Hunt