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12-16-2004, 09:22 PM

"Benjamin Lewis" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].ca> wrote in message
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> jobst brandt wrote:
>
> > Bill Sornson writes:
> >
> >>> Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> >> Take it to rec.sortacycles.abominations where it belongs.
> >
> > You may also have noticed that the chain of this freak is so close to
> > the front wheel that the wheel can't steer. It's about as close as
> > the chain is to the rear wheel on a conventional bicycle.
> >
> > An artist's (mis)conception no less.
>
> I find this difficult to tell from the available photographs. This image
> gives the best view of the front wheel and chain:
>
> http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisi...eerer_tube.jpg
>
>
> It's hard to tell on this side view, but it looks like the gap between
> chain and wheel is a couple of inches, and that coupled with the smaller
> diameter wheel makes it look to me like this would only be an issue for low
> speed turns. It appears that it was designed for high speeds, rather than
> versatility.
Zip-ties are a nice touch....
> --
> Benjamin Lewis
>
> Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.
> -- James Thurber

12-16-2004, 09:31 PM

"David Reuteler" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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> In rec.bicycles.misc Johnny NoCom <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote:
> > Preparation H is on sale at overstock.com.
>
> not that i can find. can you provide a link?
> --
> david reuteler
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Full carbon frame. Disc wheel?

Check this out.
http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisi...r_assembly.jpg

Does it come with "NoCom" ear-plugs?

12-16-2004, 09:31 PM

"David Reuteler" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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> In rec.bicycles.misc Johnny NoCom <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote:
> > Preparation H is on sale at overstock.com.
>
> not that i can find. can you provide a link?
> --
> david reuteler
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Full carbon frame. Disc wheel?

Check this out.
http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisi...r_assembly.jpg

Does it come with "NoCom" ear-plugs?

12-16-2004, 09:31 PM

"David Reuteler" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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> In rec.bicycles.misc Johnny NoCom <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote:
> > Preparation H is on sale at overstock.com.
>
> not that i can find. can you provide a link?
> --
> david reuteler
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Full carbon frame. Disc wheel?

Check this out.
http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisi...r_assembly.jpg

Does it come with "NoCom" ear-plugs?

12-16-2004, 09:31 PM

"David Reuteler" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:41bf8156$0$87783$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> In rec.bicycles.misc Johnny NoCom <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote:
> > Preparation H is on sale at overstock.com.
>
> not that i can find. can you provide a link?
> --
> david reuteler
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Full carbon frame. Disc wheel?

Check this out.
http://www.wisil.recumbents.com/wisi...r_assembly.jpg

Does it come with "NoCom" ear-plugs?

12-16-2004, 09:38 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>
> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Obesity may be the number one cause of impotence actually. For the guy OR on the
chick...
Here are some potential "NoCom" test riders...!
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036041.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036095.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036111.jpg

12-16-2004, 09:38 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>
> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Obesity may be the number one cause of impotence actually. For the guy OR on the
chick...
Here are some potential "NoCom" test riders...!
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036041.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036095.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036111.jpg

12-16-2004, 09:38 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>
> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Obesity may be the number one cause of impotence actually. For the guy OR on the
chick...
Here are some potential "NoCom" test riders...!
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036041.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036095.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036111.jpg

12-16-2004, 09:38 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Mark Leuck wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Jobst,
> > >
> > > What do you know about the chain on the worlds fastest stock bike. You
> > > do not own or ride one. You have one of those slow ass hatchet
> > > hemorrhoid, stick up the ass conventional bicycle things.
> > >
> > > No artist conception. Its the real deal and faster than any UCI crap
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > The only thing "conventional" is your brain Jobst. You're in serious
> > > need of an overhaul. Spend some time off your "love post" and get with
> > > the program. Parke Davis and Co. must love you. Preparation H is on
> > > sale at overstock.com.
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny NoCom
> >
> > I bet you wish you had one too
>
> Now what would that be? Jobst's antiquated noggin or perhaps his obscession
> perched atop a Prep H lubed seat post crammed up the ass.
>
> I prefer neither as I'll just pedal away passing all them upwrong
> numbnuts.....
>
> Hey, that's another issue of concern. You nosebleeders been taking your
> Viagra?
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Obesity may be the number one cause of impotence actually. For the guy OR on the
chick...
Here are some potential "NoCom" test riders...!
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036041.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036095.jpg
http://www.ihpva.org/incoming/Battle...n/bm036111.jpg