A Xmas wish for asshatchet lovers - Page 3 - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-15-2004, 04:51 PM

I've ridden recumbents almost exclusively since '94, reviewed several
for RCN, designed and built one, and have raced them in HPV and open
(USCF TT) events. I even hold one of the records in the local TT
series for a partially faired recumbent.

Johnny N., you are a silly troll.

BikingBill

P.S. My newest ride, a Baccetta Strada is NOT the fastest bike (flat
road TT) I have ever owned .. but it's the best CLIMBING bent I have
ever owned ... and my overall ride times are faster,

12-16-2004, 03:31 AM

>
> Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things rammed up them?

he replied to one of my posts with something like "the fred was
covered head to toe with Assos." He does seem to have it on his mind.

12-16-2004, 03:31 AM

>
> Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things rammed up them?

he replied to one of my posts with something like "the fred was
covered head to toe with Assos." He does seem to have it on his mind.

12-16-2004, 03:31 AM

>
> Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things rammed up them?

he replied to one of my posts with something like "the fred was
covered head to toe with Assos." He does seem to have it on his mind.

12-16-2004, 03:31 AM

>
> Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things rammed up them?

he replied to one of my posts with something like "the fred was
covered head to toe with Assos." He does seem to have it on his mind.

12-16-2004, 07:31 AM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> GaryG wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > >
> > >
> > > GaryG wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > > > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > > > My Xmas holiday wish is that all asahatchet riders everywhere
give it
> > up
> > > > > and get rid of those worthless UCI hemorrhoid stick frames.
It is a
> > > > > big insult to the world of cycling to ride inferior old world
crap
> > that
> > > > > is slow and uncomfortable.
> > > > >
> > > > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things
rammed up
> > them?
> > > >
> > > > Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is a cover-up for some
gender
> > > > identity issues?
> > > >
> > > > Then again...perhaps you're just an *******/troll.
> > > >
> > > > Anyway,
> > > >
> > > > Happy Holidays
> > >
> > > GaryG,
> > >
> > > The ONLY *******s are asshatchet lovers with well lubed
Preparation H
> > > anuses, the direct result of perching oneself precariously over
the bars
> > > propped up idiotically with a upwrong seatpost and slither of
leather.
> >
> > Wow...there you go again. More focus on "ass", "*******s" "well
lubed",
> > "anuses", etc. Sounds like you have a real interest in the
subject...are
> > you sure you don't have gender identity issues?
> >
> > >
> > > No trolls here, just mere facts and a Holiday concern for these
ill
> > > advised, demented, masochists.
> >
> > Yeah right...you're just performing a public service by insulting
98% of the
> > cycling world. That qualifies as a troll in my book.
> >
> > > Holiday cheers,
> > >
> > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > >
>
> Garbage Gary,
>
> 98% of the cycling world has no bearing on the fact asshatchet bikes
are much,
> much slower than the NoCom, leads to IMPOTENCE, and when launched
over the
> bars tumbling to the ground, possess higher rates of serious injury
especially
> to the head, I'll state now, 98% of you ARE ILL-ADVISED, DEMENTED,
AND
> MASOCHISTS.
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

I know of no research that confirms riding a diamond frame bike will
result in impotence. I would be interested in reading any data you
have. There is data to suggest that it can cause a transient
elevated PSA blood levels therefore, one should wait about three days
before obtaining a PSA blood sample.
As to the rest of your rant, it sounds clever but a little silly and
obsessive.
Jim Voeller

12-16-2004, 07:31 AM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> GaryG wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > >
> > >
> > > GaryG wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > > > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > > > My Xmas holiday wish is that all asahatchet riders everywhere
give it
> > up
> > > > > and get rid of those worthless UCI hemorrhoid stick frames.
It is a
> > > > > big insult to the world of cycling to ride inferior old world
crap
> > that
> > > > > is slow and uncomfortable.
> > > > >
> > > > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things
rammed up
> > them?
> > > >
> > > > Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is a cover-up for some
gender
> > > > identity issues?
> > > >
> > > > Then again...perhaps you're just an *******/troll.
> > > >
> > > > Anyway,
> > > >
> > > > Happy Holidays
> > >
> > > GaryG,
> > >
> > > The ONLY *******s are asshatchet lovers with well lubed
Preparation H
> > > anuses, the direct result of perching oneself precariously over
the bars
> > > propped up idiotically with a upwrong seatpost and slither of
leather.
> >
> > Wow...there you go again. More focus on "ass", "*******s" "well
lubed",
> > "anuses", etc. Sounds like you have a real interest in the
subject...are
> > you sure you don't have gender identity issues?
> >
> > >
> > > No trolls here, just mere facts and a Holiday concern for these
ill
> > > advised, demented, masochists.
> >
> > Yeah right...you're just performing a public service by insulting
98% of the
> > cycling world. That qualifies as a troll in my book.
> >
> > > Holiday cheers,
> > >
> > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > >
>
> Garbage Gary,
>
> 98% of the cycling world has no bearing on the fact asshatchet bikes
are much,
> much slower than the NoCom, leads to IMPOTENCE, and when launched
over the
> bars tumbling to the ground, possess higher rates of serious injury
especially
> to the head, I'll state now, 98% of you ARE ILL-ADVISED, DEMENTED,
AND
> MASOCHISTS.
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

I know of no research that confirms riding a diamond frame bike will
result in impotence. I would be interested in reading any data you
have. There is data to suggest that it can cause a transient
elevated PSA blood levels therefore, one should wait about three days
before obtaining a PSA blood sample.
As to the rest of your rant, it sounds clever but a little silly and
obsessive.
Jim Voeller

12-16-2004, 07:31 AM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> GaryG wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > >
> > >
> > > GaryG wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > > > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > > > My Xmas holiday wish is that all asahatchet riders everywhere
give it
> > up
> > > > > and get rid of those worthless UCI hemorrhoid stick frames.
It is a
> > > > > big insult to the world of cycling to ride inferior old world
crap
> > that
> > > > > is slow and uncomfortable.
> > > > >
> > > > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things
rammed up
> > them?
> > > >
> > > > Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is a cover-up for some
gender
> > > > identity issues?
> > > >
> > > > Then again...perhaps you're just an *******/troll.
> > > >
> > > > Anyway,
> > > >
> > > > Happy Holidays
> > >
> > > GaryG,
> > >
> > > The ONLY *******s are asshatchet lovers with well lubed
Preparation H
> > > anuses, the direct result of perching oneself precariously over
the bars
> > > propped up idiotically with a upwrong seatpost and slither of
leather.
> >
> > Wow...there you go again. More focus on "ass", "*******s" "well
lubed",
> > "anuses", etc. Sounds like you have a real interest in the
subject...are
> > you sure you don't have gender identity issues?
> >
> > >
> > > No trolls here, just mere facts and a Holiday concern for these
ill
> > > advised, demented, masochists.
> >
> > Yeah right...you're just performing a public service by insulting
98% of the
> > cycling world. That qualifies as a troll in my book.
> >
> > > Holiday cheers,
> > >
> > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > >
>
> Garbage Gary,
>
> 98% of the cycling world has no bearing on the fact asshatchet bikes
are much,
> much slower than the NoCom, leads to IMPOTENCE, and when launched
over the
> bars tumbling to the ground, possess higher rates of serious injury
especially
> to the head, I'll state now, 98% of you ARE ILL-ADVISED, DEMENTED,
AND
> MASOCHISTS.
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

I know of no research that confirms riding a diamond frame bike will
result in impotence. I would be interested in reading any data you
have. There is data to suggest that it can cause a transient
elevated PSA blood levels therefore, one should wait about three days
before obtaining a PSA blood sample.
As to the rest of your rant, it sounds clever but a little silly and
obsessive.
Jim Voeller

12-16-2004, 07:31 AM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> GaryG wrote:
>
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > >
> > >
> > > GaryG wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in
message
> > > > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > > > My Xmas holiday wish is that all asahatchet riders everywhere
give it
> > up
> > > > > and get rid of those worthless UCI hemorrhoid stick frames.
It is a
> > > > > big insult to the world of cycling to ride inferior old world
crap
> > that
> > > > > is slow and uncomfortable.
> > > > >
> > > > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Dude - what's up with your obession with asses, and things
rammed up
> > them?
> > > >
> > > > Perhaps your interest in "dick up" bikes is a cover-up for some
gender
> > > > identity issues?
> > > >
> > > > Then again...perhaps you're just an *******/troll.
> > > >
> > > > Anyway,
> > > >
> > > > Happy Holidays
> > >
> > > GaryG,
> > >
> > > The ONLY *******s are asshatchet lovers with well lubed
Preparation H
> > > anuses, the direct result of perching oneself precariously over
the bars
> > > propped up idiotically with a upwrong seatpost and slither of
leather.
> >
> > Wow...there you go again. More focus on "ass", "*******s" "well
lubed",
> > "anuses", etc. Sounds like you have a real interest in the
subject...are
> > you sure you don't have gender identity issues?
> >
> > >
> > > No trolls here, just mere facts and a Holiday concern for these
ill
> > > advised, demented, masochists.
> >
> > Yeah right...you're just performing a public service by insulting
98% of the
> > cycling world. That qualifies as a troll in my book.
> >
> > > Holiday cheers,
> > >
> > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > >
>
> Garbage Gary,
>
> 98% of the cycling world has no bearing on the fact asshatchet bikes
are much,
> much slower than the NoCom, leads to IMPOTENCE, and when launched
over the
> bars tumbling to the ground, possess higher rates of serious injury
especially
> to the head, I'll state now, 98% of you ARE ILL-ADVISED, DEMENTED,
AND
> MASOCHISTS.
>
> Holiday cheers,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

I know of no research that confirms riding a diamond frame bike will
result in impotence. I would be interested in reading any data you
have. There is data to suggest that it can cause a transient
elevated PSA blood levels therefore, one should wait about three days
before obtaining a PSA blood sample.
As to the rest of your rant, it sounds clever but a little silly and
obsessive.
Jim Voeller

12-16-2004, 08:03 AM

On 16 Dec 2004 07:31:01 -0800, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] wrote:

>I know of no research that confirms riding a diamond frame bike will
>result in impotence. I would be interested in reading any data you
>have.

Most of the hoopla last year or the year before came from a doctor
that had a specific interest in ramping up the fears. Nothing to back
it up and a lot of skeptics to shoot it down.

No doubt there are some cases. Get enough people doing anything and
there will be the possibility. MY theory is that sex causes impotence.
It largely isn't a problem for people not having sex.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...