Some advice for all asshatchet riders - Page 12 - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-16-2004, 01:13 PM

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 07:36:49 +1100, blazingpedals
<blazingpedals.1hdjlz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

>
> B. Lafferty Wrote:
>>
>> The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the *******,
>> *******. What would you have the 'bent community' do? As lostjohnriley
>> pointed
> out, he holds us in equal contempt. He's harassing you because he got
> kicked off all the bent-oriented moderated forums, for the same uncivil
> behavior. IF we could positively identify him, the most we could do is
> make the info public.
>
> Guys (and ladies

This character is NOT representative of recumbent
> riders in general. He represents himself, or perhaps a very small group
> of riders in the Chicago area, who have no social skills and large
> amounts of disdain for ANYONE who doesn't ride the EXACT SAME bike as
> they do. Mostly he/they think it's funny to shake the hornet's nest.
>
>
Maybe I could make a trip to Chicago and ride in front of some
recumbents and flush him out. I'm bored enough to do that right
about now.

--
Bill (?) Bak

12-16-2004, 01:13 PM

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 07:36:49 +1100, blazingpedals
<blazingpedals.1hdjlz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

>
> B. Lafferty Wrote:
>>
>> The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the *******,
>> *******. What would you have the 'bent community' do? As lostjohnriley
>> pointed
> out, he holds us in equal contempt. He's harassing you because he got
> kicked off all the bent-oriented moderated forums, for the same uncivil
> behavior. IF we could positively identify him, the most we could do is
> make the info public.
>
> Guys (and ladies

This character is NOT representative of recumbent
> riders in general. He represents himself, or perhaps a very small group
> of riders in the Chicago area, who have no social skills and large
> amounts of disdain for ANYONE who doesn't ride the EXACT SAME bike as
> they do. Mostly he/they think it's funny to shake the hornet's nest.
>
>
Maybe I could make a trip to Chicago and ride in front of some
recumbents and flush him out. I'm bored enough to do that right
about now.

--
Bill (?) Bak

12-16-2004, 01:13 PM

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 07:36:49 +1100, blazingpedals
<blazingpedals.1hdjlz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

>
> B. Lafferty Wrote:
>>
>> The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the *******,
>> *******. What would you have the 'bent community' do? As lostjohnriley
>> pointed
> out, he holds us in equal contempt. He's harassing you because he got
> kicked off all the bent-oriented moderated forums, for the same uncivil
> behavior. IF we could positively identify him, the most we could do is
> make the info public.
>
> Guys (and ladies

This character is NOT representative of recumbent
> riders in general. He represents himself, or perhaps a very small group
> of riders in the Chicago area, who have no social skills and large
> amounts of disdain for ANYONE who doesn't ride the EXACT SAME bike as
> they do. Mostly he/they think it's funny to shake the hornet's nest.
>
>
Maybe I could make a trip to Chicago and ride in front of some
recumbents and flush him out. I'm bored enough to do that right
about now.

--
Bill (?) Bak

12-16-2004, 08:26 PM

LOL!!!!

Don't tell me....

SPAM?

Why is it that "NoCom" is always "in my way" when hill climbing?

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Leif wrote:
>
> > "Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> > Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> > and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."
> >
> > Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
> > conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
> > expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
> > and insulting everyone else.
> > Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
> > riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
> > would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
> > nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
> > "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
> > bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
> > fastest......blah blah blah...."
> > I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.
>
> No need to get all upset Leif now that you have learned you own slow
> conventional crap.
> My NoCom speed missile was not as expensive as your campy asshatchet
> frame. Sell that piece of junk you have on EBay and buy a NoCom. You will
> finally go faster than 24 mph with the sissys wearing kits in the
> asshatchet paceline.
>
> Lief if the rest of you start buying NoComs the cycling world will be a
> better place with fewer UCI overpriced slow dated useless tirangle frames
> on the road.
>
> And I NEVER need an electric motor like you do to pedal at 35 mph on the
> road. Asshatchet riders are too high up in the air to go 35 mph.
>
> "Passing on your left Leif"
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
>

12-16-2004, 08:26 PM

LOL!!!!

Don't tell me....

SPAM?

Why is it that "NoCom" is always "in my way" when hill climbing?

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Leif wrote:
>
> > "Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> > Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> > and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."
> >
> > Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
> > conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
> > expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
> > and insulting everyone else.
> > Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
> > riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
> > would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
> > nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
> > "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
> > bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
> > fastest......blah blah blah...."
> > I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.
>
> No need to get all upset Leif now that you have learned you own slow
> conventional crap.
> My NoCom speed missile was not as expensive as your campy asshatchet
> frame. Sell that piece of junk you have on EBay and buy a NoCom. You will
> finally go faster than 24 mph with the sissys wearing kits in the
> asshatchet paceline.
>
> Lief if the rest of you start buying NoComs the cycling world will be a
> better place with fewer UCI overpriced slow dated useless tirangle frames
> on the road.
>
> And I NEVER need an electric motor like you do to pedal at 35 mph on the
> road. Asshatchet riders are too high up in the air to go 35 mph.
>
> "Passing on your left Leif"
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
>

12-16-2004, 08:26 PM

LOL!!!!

Don't tell me....

SPAM?

Why is it that "NoCom" is always "in my way" when hill climbing?

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Leif wrote:
>
> > "Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> > Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> > and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."
> >
> > Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
> > conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
> > expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
> > and insulting everyone else.
> > Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
> > riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
> > would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
> > nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
> > "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
> > bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
> > fastest......blah blah blah...."
> > I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.
>
> No need to get all upset Leif now that you have learned you own slow
> conventional crap.
> My NoCom speed missile was not as expensive as your campy asshatchet
> frame. Sell that piece of junk you have on EBay and buy a NoCom. You will
> finally go faster than 24 mph with the sissys wearing kits in the
> asshatchet paceline.
>
> Lief if the rest of you start buying NoComs the cycling world will be a
> better place with fewer UCI overpriced slow dated useless tirangle frames
> on the road.
>
> And I NEVER need an electric motor like you do to pedal at 35 mph on the
> road. Asshatchet riders are too high up in the air to go 35 mph.
>
> "Passing on your left Leif"
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
>

12-16-2004, 08:26 PM

LOL!!!!

Don't tell me....

SPAM?

Why is it that "NoCom" is always "in my way" when hill climbing?

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Leif wrote:
>
> > "Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> > Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> > and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."
> >
> > Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
> > conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
> > expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
> > and insulting everyone else.
> > Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
> > riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
> > would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
> > nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
> > "Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
> > bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
> > fastest......blah blah blah...."
> > I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.
>
> No need to get all upset Leif now that you have learned you own slow
> conventional crap.
> My NoCom speed missile was not as expensive as your campy asshatchet
> frame. Sell that piece of junk you have on EBay and buy a NoCom. You will
> finally go faster than 24 mph with the sissys wearing kits in the
> asshatchet paceline.
>
> Lief if the rest of you start buying NoComs the cycling world will be a
> better place with fewer UCI overpriced slow dated useless tirangle frames
> on the road.
>
> And I NEVER need an electric motor like you do to pedal at 35 mph on the
> road. Asshatchet riders are too high up in the air to go 35 mph.
>
> "Passing on your left Leif"
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
>

12-16-2004, 09:03 PM

"Ed Sullivan" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:1103228860.236717.324760@z14g2000cwz.googlegr oups.com...
>
> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
> a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
> wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
> road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Dear Johnny,
>
> You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
> supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
> of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
> mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
> think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
> adopt the proper saddle position.
>
> Best wishes and happy cycling.
Once upon a time, way back when, he owned a "asshatchet".
Years later when he adopted his "NoCom" BS, someone suggested he try putting a
saddle on the seatpost of his "asshatchet"..

12-16-2004, 09:03 PM

"Ed Sullivan" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:1103228860.236717.324760@z14g2000cwz.googlegr oups.com...
>
> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
> a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
> wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
> road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Dear Johnny,
>
> You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
> supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
> of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
> mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
> think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
> adopt the proper saddle position.
>
> Best wishes and happy cycling.
Once upon a time, way back when, he owned a "asshatchet".
Years later when he adopted his "NoCom" BS, someone suggested he try putting a
saddle on the seatpost of his "asshatchet"..

12-16-2004, 09:03 PM

"Ed Sullivan" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:1103228860.236717.324760@z14g2000cwz.googlegr oups.com...
>
> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
> a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
> wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
> road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Dear Johnny,
>
> You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
> supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
> of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
> mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
> think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
> adopt the proper saddle position.
>
> Best wishes and happy cycling.
Once upon a time, way back when, he owned a "asshatchet".
Years later when he adopted his "NoCom" BS, someone suggested he try putting a
saddle on the seatpost of his "asshatchet"..