9 days till Xmas order your NoCom today

12-16-2004, 03:09 PM

Listen up all you UCI gimps who ride those ugly slow crotch blistering
neck abusing bikes. It is time for you to wise up and order your NoCom
today. With Xmas only 9 days away a NoCom will be a wonderful gift. When
you get your NoCom on Xmas morning you will have the fastest stock bike
in the known universe.

The world will be a better place with fewer of those UCI crotch
blistering slow speed triangle frames to clutter the roads. Best of all
NO chamois creme needed when riding the NoCom which is and always will
be THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE UNIVERSE.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-16-2004, 03:20 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:

> Listen up all you UCI gimps who ride those ugly slow crotch blistering
> neck abusing bikes. It is time for you to wise up and order your NoCom
> today. With Xmas only 9 days away a NoCom will be a wonderful gift. When
> you get your NoCom on Xmas morning you will have the fastest stock bike
> in the known universe.
>
> The world will be a better place with fewer of those UCI crotch
> blistering slow speed triangle frames to clutter the roads. Best of all
> NO chamois creme needed when riding the NoCom which is and always will
> be THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE UNIVERSE.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Pops,

Good suggestion to those stupid triangle on wheel riders. They can save a
lot of money not buying cases chamois creme. No need for all that smelly
goo when riding a splitter. We all know those expensive awful designed
leather slither saddles produce a tons of crotch rot and blisters. The
things people do to ride an uncomfortable slow bike amazes me.

Johnny NoCom [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-16-2004, 03:20 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:

> Listen up all you UCI gimps who ride those ugly slow crotch blistering
> neck abusing bikes. It is time for you to wise up and order your NoCom
> today. With Xmas only 9 days away a NoCom will be a wonderful gift. When
> you get your NoCom on Xmas morning you will have the fastest stock bike
> in the known universe.
>
> The world will be a better place with fewer of those UCI crotch
> blistering slow speed triangle frames to clutter the roads. Best of all
> NO chamois creme needed when riding the NoCom which is and always will
> be THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE UNIVERSE.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Pops,

Good suggestion to those stupid triangle on wheel riders. They can save a
lot of money not buying cases chamois creme. No need for all that smelly
goo when riding a splitter. We all know those expensive awful designed
leather slither saddles produce a tons of crotch rot and blisters. The
things people do to ride an uncomfortable slow bike amazes me.

Johnny NoCom [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-16-2004, 03:20 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:

> Listen up all you UCI gimps who ride those ugly slow crotch blistering
> neck abusing bikes. It is time for you to wise up and order your NoCom
> today. With Xmas only 9 days away a NoCom will be a wonderful gift. When
> you get your NoCom on Xmas morning you will have the fastest stock bike
> in the known universe.
>
> The world will be a better place with fewer of those UCI crotch
> blistering slow speed triangle frames to clutter the roads. Best of all
> NO chamois creme needed when riding the NoCom which is and always will
> be THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE UNIVERSE.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Pops,

Good suggestion to those stupid triangle on wheel riders. They can save a
lot of money not buying cases chamois creme. No need for all that smelly
goo when riding a splitter. We all know those expensive awful designed
leather slither saddles produce a tons of crotch rot and blisters. The
things people do to ride an uncomfortable slow bike amazes me.

Johnny NoCom [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-16-2004, 03:20 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:

> Listen up all you UCI gimps who ride those ugly slow crotch blistering
> neck abusing bikes. It is time for you to wise up and order your NoCom
> today. With Xmas only 9 days away a NoCom will be a wonderful gift. When
> you get your NoCom on Xmas morning you will have the fastest stock bike
> in the known universe.
>
> The world will be a better place with fewer of those UCI crotch
> blistering slow speed triangle frames to clutter the roads. Best of all
> NO chamois creme needed when riding the NoCom which is and always will
> be THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE UNIVERSE.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Pops,

Good suggestion to those stupid triangle on wheel riders. They can save a
lot of money not buying cases chamois creme. No need for all that smelly
goo when riding a splitter. We all know those expensive awful designed
leather slither saddles produce a tons of crotch rot and blisters. The
things people do to ride an uncomfortable slow bike amazes me.

Johnny NoCom [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-16-2004, 03:29 PM

Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom wrote:

[ssssnip]

Your drivel's getting tedious, Johnny.

You almost through?

12-16-2004, 03:29 PM

Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom wrote:

[ssssnip]

Your drivel's getting tedious, Johnny.

You almost through?

12-16-2004, 03:29 PM

Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom wrote:

[ssssnip]

Your drivel's getting tedious, Johnny.

You almost through?

12-16-2004, 03:29 PM

Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom wrote:

[ssssnip]

Your drivel's getting tedious, Johnny.

You almost through?

12-16-2004, 03:43 PM

Neil Brooks Wrote:
> Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom wrote:
>
> [ssssnip]
>
> Your drivel's getting tedious, Johnny.
>
> You almost through?

Neil,

FWIW, I've spoken to a rider on one of those carbon lowbikes and it is
surely a beautiful creation. Seemed to recall mention of no com as the
model. And it was fortunate he stopped at the red light long enough
for me to catch him. A 27 mph chase couldn't close the gap on this
chap.

Okeedokie

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