Inaugural Johnny NoCom® HPV speed conference

12-20-2004, 01:16 PM

Tickets will be available to purchase online for the 1st annual Johnny
NoCom® HPV speed conference.

Many important race topics will be discussed at this historic 2 day
event in Coper City, FL 3/05
Several of the topics covered at the conference will be:

What makes the NoCom the Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe©.
You too can ride and race faster than any old school design slowracer.©
You too can ride and race faster than any sock and bubbled high
SlowGoWalker.©

Guest speaker Tom Sherman will be hosting the "Keep monkey free speech
alive and well on the USEnet©" lecture and discussion.

One of A.R.B.R.s finest intellectual speakers Skip will also be hosting
a discussion about recumbent humor and the benefit of laughter. Proceeds
will benefit FOGyBROL disease research. FOGyBROL is a terrible brain
disease that limits the ability to laugh. Many recumbent riders suffer
from this serious disease.

All Johnny NoCom® merchandise will be on sale at the vendor booths. Sign
up forms will be available on line at the Johnny NoCom® Fastest Bike in
the Known Universe© web site coming to the internet in 1/05.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny NoCom®