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01-21-2005, 06:35 AM

Maggie wrote:

>
> Little Meow wrote:
>> Red Cloud wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > 1. Abu Ghraib Iraqi prison abuse
>> > 2. Lance Armstrong's chemical power
>> > 3. NASCAR biker
>> > 4. X-biker
>>
>> What about the fat-ass SUV, the bully road
>> biker who makes fun of tin can biker, and the
>> fat-ass American children. Are these not
>> the result of WPP?
>
>
> Does everyone have to dicuss fat asses? You are depressing me.
I'm sorry, Maggie. I guess fat asses are in the news everywhere, so
it is a difficult subject to avoid.

> They
> make bicycle seats for people who have fat asses. I saw them on the
> web. I am hoping I don't have to get one. Maybe after menopause. When
> I am more than 50. ;-) I am also hoping I never need to buy two seats
> on a plane. I also hope I win the lottery. I am so freaking glad it is
> Friday. We are having a blizzard in Jersey this weekend. Gee, how
> different. Today I think it is 2 degrees. I am so glad I bought a bike
> this year. Where is my fat ass SUV?? I will refuse to be trapped in the
> house with the Significant Other. Bring me that fat ass SUV. It saves
> marriages.
> Maggie
> Any one in the Northeast going to ride through the blizzard on their
> bike? I bet on this NG there will be.
>
After having been in too many near-miss situations, I don't even ride
in the rain anymore. Otherwise, the laws of probability say that
eventually I'd be squashed, and one more head trauma will finish
me.

01-21-2005, 06:35 AM

Maggie wrote:

>
> Little Meow wrote:
>> Red Cloud wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > 1. Abu Ghraib Iraqi prison abuse
>> > 2. Lance Armstrong's chemical power
>> > 3. NASCAR biker
>> > 4. X-biker
>>
>> What about the fat-ass SUV, the bully road
>> biker who makes fun of tin can biker, and the
>> fat-ass American children. Are these not
>> the result of WPP?
>
>
> Does everyone have to dicuss fat asses? You are depressing me.
I'm sorry, Maggie. I guess fat asses are in the news everywhere, so
it is a difficult subject to avoid.

> They
> make bicycle seats for people who have fat asses. I saw them on the
> web. I am hoping I don't have to get one. Maybe after menopause. When
> I am more than 50. ;-) I am also hoping I never need to buy two seats
> on a plane. I also hope I win the lottery. I am so freaking glad it is
> Friday. We are having a blizzard in Jersey this weekend. Gee, how
> different. Today I think it is 2 degrees. I am so glad I bought a bike
> this year. Where is my fat ass SUV?? I will refuse to be trapped in the
> house with the Significant Other. Bring me that fat ass SUV. It saves
> marriages.
> Maggie
> Any one in the Northeast going to ride through the blizzard on their
> bike? I bet on this NG there will be.
>
After having been in too many near-miss situations, I don't even ride
in the rain anymore. Otherwise, the laws of probability say that
eventually I'd be squashed, and one more head trauma will finish
me.

01-22-2005, 06:06 AM

On 20 Jan 2005 22:09:42 -0800, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] wrote:

>
>Little Meow wrote:
>> Red Cloud wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > 1. Abu Ghraib Iraqi prison abuse
>> > 2. Lance Armstrong's chemical power
>> > 3. NASCAR biker
>> > 4. X-biker
>>
>> What about the fat-ass SUV, the bully road
>> biker who makes fun of tin can biker, and the
>> fat-ass American children. Are these not
>> the result of WPP?
>
>Don't have to blame on fat-ass SUV and fat-ass children!
>There are plenty of white penis ass drivers on truck wheel trying to
>own the road! I'm not joking here.
>You do see that these guys bullying mentality which
>found the character of USA. Go southern state, it gets
>worst there. The White penis ass are too many in those states.
>If you don't act **** like White penis ass, you get no respect there.
>am I wrong?

What? Are you saying non-white drivers outside the USA are polite and don't act
like they own the road?

You ain't been nowhere.

Ron

01-22-2005, 06:06 AM

On 20 Jan 2005 22:09:42 -0800, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] wrote:

>
>Little Meow wrote:
>> Red Cloud wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > 1. Abu Ghraib Iraqi prison abuse
>> > 2. Lance Armstrong's chemical power
>> > 3. NASCAR biker
>> > 4. X-biker
>>
>> What about the fat-ass SUV, the bully road
>> biker who makes fun of tin can biker, and the
>> fat-ass American children. Are these not
>> the result of WPP?
>
>Don't have to blame on fat-ass SUV and fat-ass children!
>There are plenty of white penis ass drivers on truck wheel trying to
>own the road! I'm not joking here.
>You do see that these guys bullying mentality which
>found the character of USA. Go southern state, it gets
>worst there. The White penis ass are too many in those states.
>If you don't act **** like White penis ass, you get no respect there.
>am I wrong?

What? Are you saying non-white drivers outside the USA are polite and don't act
like they own the road?

You ain't been nowhere.

Ron

01-22-2005, 06:06 AM

On 20 Jan 2005 22:09:42 -0800, [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] wrote:

>
>Little Meow wrote:
>> Red Cloud wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > 1. Abu Ghraib Iraqi prison abuse
>> > 2. Lance Armstrong's chemical power
>> > 3. NASCAR biker
>> > 4. X-biker
>>
>> What about the fat-ass SUV, the bully road
>> biker who makes fun of tin can biker, and the
>> fat-ass American children. Are these not
>> the result of WPP?
>
>Don't have to blame on fat-ass SUV and fat-ass children!
>There are plenty of white penis ass drivers on truck wheel trying to
>own the road! I'm not joking here.
>You do see that these guys bullying mentality which
>found the character of USA. Go southern state, it gets
>worst there. The White penis ass are too many in those states.
>If you don't act **** like White penis ass, you get no respect there.
>am I wrong?

What? Are you saying non-white drivers outside the USA are polite and don't act
like they own the road?

You ain't been nowhere.

Ron

01-22-2005, 11:30 AM

Maggie wrote:
>
> Does everyone have to dicuss fat asses? You are depressing me. They
> make bicycle seats for people who have fat asses. I saw them on the
> web. I am hoping I don't have to get one. Maybe after menopause. When
> I am more than 50. ;-) I am also hoping I never need to buy two seats
> on a plane. I also hope I win the lottery. I am so freaking glad it is
> Friday. We are having a blizzard in Jersey this weekend. Gee, how
> different. Today I think it is 2 degrees. I am so glad I bought a bike
> this year. Where is my fat ass SUV?? I will refuse to be trapped in the
> house with the Significant Other. Bring me that fat ass SUV. It saves
> marriages.
> Maggie
> Any one in the Northeast going to ride through the blizzard on their
> bike? I bet on this NG there will be.
>
If I was there I would.
Why in the hell am I posting to this thread???
Bill Baka

01-22-2005, 11:30 AM

Maggie wrote:
>
> Does everyone have to dicuss fat asses? You are depressing me. They
> make bicycle seats for people who have fat asses. I saw them on the
> web. I am hoping I don't have to get one. Maybe after menopause. When
> I am more than 50. ;-) I am also hoping I never need to buy two seats
> on a plane. I also hope I win the lottery. I am so freaking glad it is
> Friday. We are having a blizzard in Jersey this weekend. Gee, how
> different. Today I think it is 2 degrees. I am so glad I bought a bike
> this year. Where is my fat ass SUV?? I will refuse to be trapped in the
> house with the Significant Other. Bring me that fat ass SUV. It saves
> marriages.
> Maggie
> Any one in the Northeast going to ride through the blizzard on their
> bike? I bet on this NG there will be.
>
If I was there I would.
Why in the hell am I posting to this thread???
Bill Baka

01-22-2005, 11:30 AM

Maggie wrote:
>
> Does everyone have to dicuss fat asses? You are depressing me. They
> make bicycle seats for people who have fat asses. I saw them on the
> web. I am hoping I don't have to get one. Maybe after menopause. When
> I am more than 50. ;-) I am also hoping I never need to buy two seats
> on a plane. I also hope I win the lottery. I am so freaking glad it is
> Friday. We are having a blizzard in Jersey this weekend. Gee, how
> different. Today I think it is 2 degrees. I am so glad I bought a bike
> this year. Where is my fat ass SUV?? I will refuse to be trapped in the
> house with the Significant Other. Bring me that fat ass SUV. It saves
> marriages.
> Maggie
> Any one in the Northeast going to ride through the blizzard on their
> bike? I bet on this NG there will be.
>
If I was there I would.
Why in the hell am I posting to this thread???
Bill Baka