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05-12-2004, 11:32 AM
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05-12-2004, 05:08 PM
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#22 (permalink)
| | | Re: Specifications of any bike alarm > So, something like LoJack (for that matter, how about something using
> the LoJack network, although I don't know if it exists outside the US),
> to fit inside the seat tube below the seatpost, armed and disarmed with
> a small RF remote control (like an automotive alarm), able to detect
> spinning wheels and removed components, and...er...fires a sharp spike
> through the seat when somebody steals the bike, puncturing the thief.
Or you could use a system that jettisons the saddle padding, exposing one of these: http://fullspeedahead.com/products/r...ce-sd-lite.jpg
That should have the thief seeking a proctologist in a jiffy.
Chalo | |
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05-12-2004, 05:08 PM
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#23 (permalink)
| | | Re: Specifications of any bike alarm > So, something like LoJack (for that matter, how about something using
> the LoJack network, although I don't know if it exists outside the US),
> to fit inside the seat tube below the seatpost, armed and disarmed with
> a small RF remote control (like an automotive alarm), able to detect
> spinning wheels and removed components, and...er...fires a sharp spike
> through the seat when somebody steals the bike, puncturing the thief.
Or you could use a system that jettisons the saddle padding, exposing one of these: http://fullspeedahead.com/products/r...ce-sd-lite.jpg
That should have the thief seeking a proctologist in a jiffy.
Chalo | |
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05-12-2004, 05:08 PM
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#24 (permalink)
| | | Re: Specifications of any bike alarm > So, something like LoJack (for that matter, how about something using
> the LoJack network, although I don't know if it exists outside the US),
> to fit inside the seat tube below the seatpost, armed and disarmed with
> a small RF remote control (like an automotive alarm), able to detect
> spinning wheels and removed components, and...er...fires a sharp spike
> through the seat when somebody steals the bike, puncturing the thief.
Or you could use a system that jettisons the saddle padding, exposing one of these: http://fullspeedahead.com/products/r...ce-sd-lite.jpg
That should have the thief seeking a proctologist in a jiffy.
Chalo | |
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05-12-2004, 05:08 PM
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#25 (permalink)
| | | Re: Specifications of any bike alarm > So, something like LoJack (for that matter, how about something using
> the LoJack network, although I don't know if it exists outside the US),
> to fit inside the seat tube below the seatpost, armed and disarmed with
> a small RF remote control (like an automotive alarm), able to detect
> spinning wheels and removed components, and...er...fires a sharp spike
> through the seat when somebody steals the bike, puncturing the thief.
Or you could use a system that jettisons the saddle padding, exposing one of these: http://fullspeedahead.com/products/r...ce-sd-lite.jpg
That should have the thief seeking a proctologist in a jiffy.
Chalo | |
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05-12-2004, 05:08 PM
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#26 (permalink)
| | | Re: Specifications of any bike alarm > So, something like LoJack (for that matter, how about something using
> the LoJack network, although I don't know if it exists outside the US),
> to fit inside the seat tube below the seatpost, armed and disarmed with
> a small RF remote control (like an automotive alarm), able to detect
> spinning wheels and removed components, and...er...fires a sharp spike
> through the seat when somebody steals the bike, puncturing the thief.
Or you could use a system that jettisons the saddle padding, exposing one of these: http://fullspeedahead.com/products/r...ce-sd-lite.jpg
That should have the thief seeking a proctologist in a jiffy.
Chalo | |
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05-12-2004, 05:26 PM
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05-12-2004, 05:26 PM
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05-12-2004, 05:26 PM
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05-12-2004, 05:26 PM
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