Re: Rules for negro bicyclists - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

08-07-2003, 09:01 PM

Stupid white men

"Lance Armstrong" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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> The rules for black men riding bicycles are as follows:
>
> 1) The bicycle must be ridiculously too small for the rider. The seat must
> be as close to the ground as possible. The lower and more slovenly the
> postion of the rider, the higher the social standing of the negro.
>
> 2) The bicycle must be ridden as slowly and with as little urgency and
> effort as possible, even if it means teetering on the brink of falling
off.
>
> 3) The negro must always ride with at least one hand off the handlebar.
The
> superfluous hand must engage in no activity more energetic than hanging
> loosely by the side, possibly holding a cigarette or joint.
>
> 4) The bicycle must always be ridden on the footpath in a weaving motion
so
> as to cause maximum inconvenience for pedestrians.
>
> 5) All white pedestrians must be met with a stare from bulging white
> eyeballs accompanied by a squeaking noise produced by sucking in air
> through tightly clenched bright white teeth and sneering fleshy lips.
>
> 6) The negro must ride in a manner that will arouse maximum suspicion from
> members of the public and law enforcement officials. Behaviours should
> include at least 1 of the following: Overt interest in property such as
> cars, houses, open doors, trucks delivering merchandise, heightened
> awareness in surroundings, as if someone is following or watching, obvious
> attempts at concealment indicating possession of contraband
pharmaceuticals
> or weapons.
>
> 7) The negro must be dressed in appropriate attire. This should be made
> from loose fitting drip dry material, as brightly coloured as possible,
low
> crotch. An effort should be made with extra accessories, these can
include:
> Afro comb stuck in hair, lots of jewelry (preferably gold), mobile phone
> hanging round neck (must be the latest, most expensive model)
>
> 8) If the negro should fall off his bicycle, he should calmly get back on
> it as if nothing happened and ride away as quickly as possible (This is
the
> only occasion he will be permitted to ride quickly)
>
>
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08-08-2003, 03:02 AM

"Jan Beckhoff" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message news:<bgvarr$snkbu$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].uni-berlin.de>...
> Stupid white men
>
> There is only one word for someone who writes this junk TROLL.
Crawl under a rock.

> "Lance Armstrong" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:bgutau$8oc$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].mindspring.net...
> > The rules for black men riding bicycles are as follows:
> >
> > 1) The bicycle must be ridiculously too small for the rider. The seat must
> > be as close to the ground as possible. The lower and more slovenly the
> > postion of the rider, the higher the social standing of the negro.
> >
> > 2) The bicycle must be ridden as slowly and with as little urgency and
> > effort as possible, even if it means teetering on the brink of falling
> off.
> >
> > 3) The negro must always ride with at least one hand off the handlebar.
> The
> > superfluous hand must engage in no activity more energetic than hanging
> > loosely by the side, possibly holding a cigarette or joint.
> >
> > 4) The bicycle must always be ridden on the footpath in a weaving motion
> so
> > as to cause maximum inconvenience for pedestrians.
> >
> > 5) All white pedestrians must be met with a stare from bulging white
> > eyeballs accompanied by a squeaking noise produced by sucking in air
> > through tightly clenched bright white teeth and sneering fleshy lips.
> >
> > 6) The negro must ride in a manner that will arouse maximum suspicion from
> > members of the public and law enforcement officials. Behaviours should
> > include at least 1 of the following: Overt interest in property such as
> > cars, houses, open doors, trucks delivering merchandise, heightened
> > awareness in surroundings, as if someone is following or watching, obvious
> > attempts at concealment indicating possession of contraband
> pharmaceuticals
> > or weapons.
> >
> > 7) The negro must be dressed in appropriate attire. This should be made
> > from loose fitting drip dry material, as brightly coloured as possible,
> low
> > crotch. An effort should be made with extra accessories, these can
> include:
> > Afro comb stuck in hair, lots of jewelry (preferably gold), mobile phone
> > hanging round neck (must be the latest, most expensive model)
> >
> > 8) If the negro should fall off his bicycle, he should calmly get back on
> > it as if nothing happened and ride away as quickly as possible (This is
> the
> > only occasion he will be permitted to ride quickly)
> >
> >
> > ---
> > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
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> >
> >

08-08-2003, 05:35 AM

ed wrote in message <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>.. .
>"Jan Beckhoff" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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>> Stupid white men
>>
>> There is only one word for someone who writes this junk TROLL.
>Crawl under a rock.
>
>
>> "Lance Armstrong" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
>> news:bgutau$8oc$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].mindspring.net...
>> > The rules for black men riding bicycles are as follows:

<snip> of original message.

Nice of you to include the entire message that offended you in the first
place.

08-08-2003, 07:29 AM

"Jan Beckhoff" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message news:<bgvarr$snkbu$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].uni-berlin.de>...
> Stupid white men

As a white male, I find that extremely insulting. I am getting really
tired of you racist trolls coming into this forum and ruining our
fruitful exchange of useful information. You have been added to my
kill file.

D

08-11-2003, 01:38 PM

I´m referring to that book named "stupid white men" by Michael Morre - you
may find it interesting.

and now back to cycling ...

Jan

"Deeznuts" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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> "Jan Beckhoff" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:<bgvarr$snkbu$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].uni-berlin.de>...
> > Stupid white men
>
> As a white male, I find that extremely insulting. I am getting really
> tired of you racist trolls coming into this forum and ruining our
> fruitful exchange of useful information. You have been added to my
> kill file.
>
>
> D

08-11-2003, 03:27 PM

PLEASE KILL THIS THREAD NOW...

"Jan Beckhoff" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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> I´m referring to that book named "stupid white men" by Michael Morre - you
> may find it interesting.
>
> and now back to cycling ...
>
> Jan
>
> "Deeznuts" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:f8f34113.0308080729.59b011a7@posting.google.c om...
> > "Jan Beckhoff" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
> news:<bgvarr$snkbu$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ].uni-berlin.de>...
> > > Stupid white men
> >
> > As a white male, I find that extremely insulting. I am getting really
> > tired of you racist trolls coming into this forum and ruining our
> > fruitful exchange of useful information. You have been added to my
> > kill file.
> >
> >
> > D
>
>