Ride-A-Lot is hilarious, hired guards for bike while sleeping - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-01-2006, 12:28 PM

I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
anonymous but is freaked out by Ride-A-Lots kooky'dom and feminism.

The person informed me that Ride-A-Lot, being totally in love with
tinker-bell (his bike, he named it tinker bell), doesn't want
tinker-bell to get stolen.

So is what Ride-A-Lot did, out of fear, was hire 4 guards to guard it
while he sleeps.

Ride-A-Lot upon seeing my posts about Mooseys, being on bike trails and
in the wild, then seeing those Mooses'ys, chase down that man and stomp
on his head, worrys that tinker-bell being his weapon, the Mooseys will
dress up in ninja suits at night, and sneak into the house to steal
tinker-bell.

So Ride-A-Lot, also known as "Mitchel Sprinkler", bought 4 G.I. Joe
dolls, LMAO, and not liking their boot colors or machine gun colors,
bought a can of pink spray paint, painted their boots and MG's pink.

Better yet, Ride-A-Lot being sexually infatuated with Evil Knevil also
had gay penguin squadron member MattB sew up some Evil Knevil tights,
and put those on the dolls instead of the combat uniforms that came
with them.

Is what Ride-A-Lot does just before bed, is lay the bike down in the
middle of the living room, and he positions each G.I. Joe doll at each
point of direction, north south east west.

Ride-A-Lot figures the Mooseys won't even dare to try to combat the
G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip dolls in their Evil Knevil tights, because G.I.
Joe is an American legend and all Mooses fear G.I. Joe.

I wish we could get this on film and put it on the internet. We'd win
awards. Also, I noticed that Ride-A-Lot removed the picture off of his
website of him being in the Evil Knevil tights. Gee, I wonder why...

12-01-2006, 02:11 PM

LIBERACE queefed:
> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
> anonymous but

<snip>

You really are a lying sack of crap aren't you?

How about this? You drag your sorry ass to Gallup NM and try a little
racing. I'll drop the dime for your entry fee and I'll even get your
one day NORBA license waived. You're the tough "Black Diamond" trail
rider. Here's the link for the 2006 event.

[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

A spring race should give you plenty of time to train.

Think you can handle it? 12 hour's of single track, only one 200 yard
section of dirt road per 12.5 mile lap. Can you keep up with a 40
something year old on a single speed? I'll only be looking at 6 laps,
I'll be hard pressed to be in the top 10.

Come on mister "expert" mountainbiker. Time for you to put up or shut
up.

R

12-01-2006, 03:11 PM

On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:

>
> LIBERACE queefed:
>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
>> anonymous but
>
> <snip>
>
> You really are a lying sack of crap aren't you?
>
> How about this? You drag your sorry ass to Gallup NM and try a little
> racing. I'll drop the dime for your entry fee and I'll even get your
> one day NORBA license waived. You're the tough "Black Diamond" trail
> rider. Here's the link for the 2006 event.
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> A spring race should give you plenty of time to train.
>
> Think you can handle it? 12 hour's of single track, only one 200 yard
> section of dirt road per 12.5 mile lap. Can you keep up with a 40
> something year old on a single speed? I'll only be looking at 6 laps,
> I'll be hard pressed to be in the top 10.
>
> Come on mister "expert" mountainbiker. Time for you to put up or shut
> up.
>
> R
>

http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty stuff.
--
Slack

12-01-2006, 04:14 PM

Slack wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>
> >
> > LIBERACE queefed:
> >> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
> >> anonymous but
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > You really are a lying sack of crap aren't you?
> >
> > How about this? You drag your sorry ass to Gallup NM and try a little
> > racing. I'll drop the dime for your entry fee and I'll even get your
> > one day NORBA license waived. You're the tough "Black Diamond" trail
> > rider. Here's the link for the 2006 event.
> >
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > A spring race should give you plenty of time to train.
> >
> > Think you can handle it? 12 hour's of single track, only one 200 yard
> > section of dirt road per 12.5 mile lap. Can you keep up with a 40
> > something year old on a single speed? I'll only be looking at 6 laps,
> > I'll be hard pressed to be in the top 10.
> >
> > Come on mister "expert" mountainbiker. Time for you to put up or shut
> > up.
> >
> > R
> >
>
> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty stuff.

If you look at the upper right of that picture you can see a step and 2
cairns ...

http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker3.jpg

That is a close up of the same turn ... pretty good penalty for failure
if you drift wide.

R

12-01-2006, 04:41 PM

Slack wrote:
> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>
>>
>> LIBERACE queefed:
>>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
>>> anonymous but
>>
>> <snip>

>>
>
> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty stuff.
> --Slack

wow.

12-01-2006, 04:42 PM

[Only registered and activated users can see links. ] wrote:
> Slack wrote:
>> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>>
>>> LIBERACE queefed:
>>>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
>>>> anonymous but
>>> <snip>
>>>
>>> You really are a lying sack of crap aren't you?
>>>
>>> How about this? You drag your sorry ass to Gallup NM and try a little
>>> racing. I'll drop the dime for your entry fee and I'll even get your
>>> one day NORBA license waived. You're the tough "Black Diamond" trail
>>> rider. Here's the link for the 2006 event.
>>>
>>> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>>>
>>> A spring race should give you plenty of time to train.
>>>
>>> Think you can handle it? 12 hour's of single track, only one 200 yard
>>> section of dirt road per 12.5 mile lap. Can you keep up with a 40
>>> something year old on a single speed? I'll only be looking at 6 laps,
>>> I'll be hard pressed to be in the top 10.
>>>
>>> Come on mister "expert" mountainbiker. Time for you to put up or shut
>>> up.
>>>
>>> R
>>>
>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty stuff.
>
> If you look at the upper right of that picture you can see a step and 2
> cairns ...
>
> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker3.jpg
>
> That is a close up of the same turn ... pretty good penalty for failure
> if you drift wide.
>
> R
>

Let's get Miles to do it. He'll try anything.

--
o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-01-2006, 06:02 PM

Ahh, yes, beautiful New Mexico. Now please stop feeding libby's ego,
and spit the hook, okay? Tom
cc wrote:
> Slack wrote:
> > On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> LIBERACE queefed:
> >>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
> >>> anonymous but
> >>
> >> <snip>
>
> >>
> >
> > http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty stuff.
> > --Slack
>
> wow.

12-01-2006, 06:03 PM

Damn, I crossposted! Tom
cc wrote:
> Slack wrote:
> > On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> LIBERACE queefed:
> >>> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to remain
> >>> anonymous but
> >>
> >> <snip>
>
> >>
> >
> > http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty stuff.
> > --Slack
>
> wow.

12-01-2006, 06:09 PM

On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:14:05 -0800, <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:

>
> Slack wrote:
>> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > LIBERACE queefed:
>> >> I got an email from one of Ride-A-Lots associates, who wants to
>> remain
>> >> anonymous but
>> >
>> > <snip>
>> >
>> > You really are a lying sack of crap aren't you?
>> >
>> > How about this? You drag your sorry ass to Gallup NM and try a little
>> > racing. I'll drop the dime for your entry fee and I'll even get your
>> > one day NORBA license waived. You're the tough "Black Diamond" trail
>> > rider. Here's the link for the 2006 event.
>> >
>> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>> >
>> > A spring race should give you plenty of time to train.
>> >
>> > Think you can handle it? 12 hour's of single track, only one 200 yard
>> > section of dirt road per 12.5 mile lap. Can you keep up with a 40
>> > something year old on a single speed? I'll only be looking at 6 laps,
>> > I'll be hard pressed to be in the top 10.
>> >
>> > Come on mister "expert" mountainbiker. Time for you to put up or shut
>> > up.
>> >
>> > R
>> >
>>
>> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty
>> stuff.
>
> If you look at the upper right of that picture you can see a step and 2
> cairns ...
>
> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker3.jpg
>
> That is a close up of the same turn ... pretty good penalty for failure
> if you drift wide.
>
> R
>

And that's [probably] exactly what I would do - go wide - then leave a
steady streaml of blood down the trial. At leaset my friends can always
easily locate me :-D
--
Slack

12-02-2006, 01:54 AM

It is beautiful.

Looks like a great spot for a riding vacation.

"Slack" <dont_even_think@bout.it> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 01 Dec 2006 15:11:53 -0800, <reco_diver@hotmail.com> wrote:

> http://www.dawntilduskrace.com/images/biker5.jpg That's some pretty
> stuff.
> --
> Slack