providing Ride-A-Lot training assistance - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-27-2006, 09:25 PM

Ride-A-Lot, this is very serious advice. A way to make your bike better
balanced, so when you ride over rocks & viscious obstacles, is to put
salt & pepper on your chain.

I'm not kidding Ride-A-Lot.

Take a salt & pepper shaker, and sprinkle it on your bike chain, and
then some on your tires, and you will have no problem riding over rocks
or jumping jumps.

There's some unknown micro-fusion process that takes place with the
salt & pepper and chain, and it makes the bike like it's a NASA
vehicle. You just have to pretend you're an astronaut.

I can send some sock puppets over to demonstrate for you Ridey, if you
promise not to try to eat them.

Would you?