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01-05-2007, 04:47 PM

On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:06:39 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
<mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote:

> Come to think of it. What romance scenes would there be in this movie
> anyway? Well, I guess it depends on how attractive Virgina Newbon is.

No need to wonder:
http://gladstone.vsb.bc.ca/hamazaki/...0/Virginia.jpg

<edit>
opps, wrong one.... this is the correct Virginia
http://www.dioceseofbaker.org/Virginia%20Mohr%20Web.jpg

--
Slack

01-05-2007, 05:17 PM

MattB wrote:
> Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> > Bill Sornson wrote:
> >
> >> Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> >>
> >>> Bill Sornson wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> GeeDubb wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> somehow me thinks Mark Hickey or Sorni should be played by Mel
> >>>>>> Gibson
> >>>>>
> >>>>> No no no. Michael Richards!
> >>>>
> >>>> Why don't you explain that, Mitch. Please produce anything I or
> >>>> Mark has written or implied that was racist in nature. Or are you
> >>>> asserting that every person with some conservative views must use
> >>>> the 'N Word' because it makes you feel superior somehow?
> >>>>
> >>>> You're an ass for writing that.
> >>>>
> >>>> Bill S.
> >>>>
> >>>> PS: And Gary, Mel Gibson apparently has some overtly anti-Semitic
> >>>> feelings. Pretty sure Mark and I know I don't share those. HTH
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>> NO. It has nothing to do with that, Bill. I am sorry if you took it
> >>> that way. It was to imply the "Deer in the Headlights" theme.
> >>>
> >>> I really did not mean to offend you and I apologize.
> >>
> >>
> >> I re-read the thread, and the only reason I can see that Gary picked
> >> out me and Mark was that we're conservatives (and not nearly the right
> >> wing zealots that's often portrayed, either). So the Mel Gibson
> >> remark wasn't really offensive because at least he's known as a rare
> >> righty in an overwhelmingly lefty land. (His drunken anti-Semitic
> >> remarks notwithstanding.) Plus of course both Mark and I share
> >> Gibson's devastating good looks and magnetic appeal to women.
> >>
> >> But for you to then suggest, "No no no. Michael Richards!" sure seems
> >> to /strongly/ imply that we're racists like he apparently is. I just
> >> think it was a cheap shot, and a dishonest one at that.
> >>
> >> I'd suggest Dennis Miller for Mark. Someone else suggested
> >> (privately) Jeff Bridges for me. I guess Robert Redford was taken.
> >>
> >> Bill S.
> >>
> >> I don't get the "deer in headlights" thing at all.
> >>
> >
> > I swear to God that the thought of racism or anti-semitism never entered
> > my mind. You know I am not like that. I was not implying anything
> > political, racial, or religious with my suggestion. I agree in
> > retrospect that it probably was not a thought out response and again I
> > apologize. I was thinking along the lines of...
> >
> > "Oh crap, what do I say now?"
> >
> > In terms of the "deer in the headlights" thing. And for the record, I
> > am probably more to the right than you.
> >
> > So if we can, please let's put this behind us.
> >
> > How about Don Knotts, if he wasn't dead?
> >
> >
>
> Or Rodney Dangerfield? Bill gets no respect!

>
> I think Leonardo DiCaprio would have to play me. I've even been mistaken
> for him back when Titanic came out. But ~Travis (and a gay guy in the
> Sydney airport once) thought I looked like Brad Pitt. Could be worse I
> guess.
>
> Matt

I'd say you hit the nail on the head with Leo.

A few times when I was younger, I was mistaken for Nicholas Cage. I
think it was mostly a voice thing though. Keith Carradine is cool
though.

JD ol Cigarette

JD

01-05-2007, 11:27 PM

Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> GeeDubb wrote:
> >
> > "Ride-A-Lot" <mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ] ...
> >> daddy wrote:
> >>> A Thesis in waiting for any Psych major...
> >>
> >> Screw that. I'm writing a screenplay. This is going to be an awesome
> >> movie. Way better than "Of Mice and Men".
> >>
> >> --
> >> o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
> >> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> > any ideas on who will play the roles?
>
> It depends on whether or not I make it a tragic comedy. Either way Zahn
> will be played by Ben Stiller. I'm going to get Clint Eastwood to
> direct it. It's only fitting since he is one of Zahn's hang-ups.
>
> >
> > How'd you get by in this last storm? Wish some of that freaking snow
> > would drop South and west a little.....
> >
> > Gary
>
> Not as bad as the first for Denver and north, though Golden did get
> another 30". The storm hits the mountains and just dumps there. More
> snow tomorrow or so they say.

You fat ass plumpy penguin, stop talking and start showing us your ski
photos, or don't you have any cuz you can't ski?

01-05-2007, 11:58 PM

Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> Bill Sornson wrote:
> > Ride-A-Lot wrote:
> >> GeeDubb wrote:
> >
> >>> somehow me thinks Mark Hickey or Sorni should be played by Mel Gibson
> >
> >> No no no. Michael Richards!
> >
> > Why don't you explain that, Mitch. Please produce anything I or Mark has
> > written or implied that was racist in nature. Or are you asserting that
> > every person with some conservative views must use the 'N Word' because it
> > makes you feel superior somehow?
> >
> > You're an ass for writing that.
> >
> > Bill S.
> >
> > PS: And Gary, Mel Gibson apparently has some overtly anti-Semitic feelings.
> > Pretty sure Mark and I know I don't share those. HTH
> >
> >
>
> NO. It has nothing to do with that, Bill. I am sorry if you took it
> that way. It was to imply the "Deer in the Headlights" theme.
>
> I really did not mean to offend you and I apologize.

Ride-A-Lot, Plumpy pookums, please show us your skiing fotos or film,
in that I do not believe you can ski.

> --
> o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

01-06-2007, 05:31 AM

Corvus Corvax wrote:
> GeeDubb wrote:
> >
> > any ideas on who will play the roles?
>
> Hmm... cast for the a.m-b movie:
>
> JD: Keith Carradine
> Jimbo: Gary Busey
> Carla: Linda Hunt
> Jpuddinhead: Mel Gibson
> Mikey: Christopher Lloyd
> ***erlin: Jack Nicholson
> Kathleen: Frances McDormond
> Paladin: John Wayne
> Gordo: John Belushi
> Mark Hickey: Tom Selleck
> Dave W: Randy Quaid
> Gabrielle: Shelley Duvall
>
> ...?
>
> CC
> Been told I resemble Steven Seagal or Steve Buscemi...

This is easily the best thread derailment ever.

JD

01-06-2007, 10:31 PM

JD wrote:
> Corvus Corvax wrote:
> > GeeDubb wrote:
> > >
> > > any ideas on who will play the roles?
> >
> > Hmm... cast for the a.m-b movie:
> >
> > JD: Keith Carradine
> > Jimbo: Gary Busey
> > Carla: Linda Hunt
> > Jpuddinhead: Mel Gibson
> > Mikey: Christopher Lloyd
> > ***erlin: Jack Nicholson
> > Kathleen: Frances McDormond
> > Paladin: John Wayne
> > Gordo: John Belushi
> > Mark Hickey: Tom Selleck
> > Dave W: Randy Quaid
> > Gabrielle: Shelley Duvall
> >
> > ...?
> >
>
> This is easily the best thread derailment ever.
>
> JD

That's what I get for leaving town for the Holidays. I come back and
something this cool is sitting here! I got John Wayne because he's
old and dead, right?

Or I see things pretty black and white, and call it how I sees it. And
the fact that I used to pack Colts for a living didn't hurt, either eh?
For a living guy, I'll take Chuck Norris. A straight talking
Christian who isn't afraid to throw a punch when it's needed, heheh.
Geedub reminds me of Deniro...

And JD does look quite a bit like Nick Cage, but without the hammy
overacting all the time.

CDB

01-07-2007, 07:08 AM

<snip>

but without the hammy overacting all the time.
>
> CDB
</snip>

Who? Nick or JD? :-)

01-08-2007, 01:33 PM

Paladin wrote:
> For a living guy, I'll take Chuck Norris. A straight talking
> Christian who isn't afraid to throw a punch when it's needed, heheh.
> Geedub reminds me of Deniro...

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris
allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another
fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart
Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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JD

01-13-2007, 05:08 PM

Corvus Corvax wrote:
> GeeDubb wrote:
> >
> > any ideas on who will play the roles?
>
> Hmm... cast for the a.m-b movie:
>
> JD: Keith Carradine
> Jimbo: Gary Busey
> Carla: Linda Hunt
> Jpuddinhead: Mel Gibson
> Mikey: Christopher Lloyd
> ***erlin: Jack Nicholson
> Kathleen: Frances McDormond
> Paladin: John Wayne
> Gordo: John Belushi
> Mark Hickey: Tom Selleck
> Dave W: Randy Quaid
> Gabrielle: Shelley Duvall
>
> ...?
>
> CC
> Been told I resemble Steven Seagal or Steve Buscemi...

I'm watching some Spike show about spectacular wipeouts and who's the
lead story but the fabulous Miles Todd and his infamous 150 foot fall
and you know what I'm thinking? Eric Stoltz.

/s

01-13-2007, 07:43 PM

Scott Gordo wrote:
> Corvus Corvax wrote:
>> GeeDubb wrote:
>>>
>>> any ideas on who will play the roles?
>>
>> Hmm... cast for the a.m-b movie:
>>
>> JD: Keith Carradine
>> Jimbo: Gary Busey
>> Carla: Linda Hunt
>> Jpuddinhead: Mel Gibson
>> Mikey: Christopher Lloyd
>> ***erlin: Jack Nicholson
>> Kathleen: Frances McDormond
>> Paladin: John Wayne
>> Gordo: John Belushi
>> Mark Hickey: Tom Selleck
>> Dave W: Randy Quaid
>> Gabrielle: Shelley Duvall
>>
>> ...?
>>
>> CC
>> Been told I resemble Steven Seagal or Steve Buscemi...
>
>
> I'm watching some Spike show about spectacular wipeouts and who's the
> lead story but the fabulous Miles Todd and his infamous 150 foot fall
> and you know what I'm thinking? Eric Stoltz.

That's better than Carrot Top. ([Only registered and activated users can see links. ])