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01-05-2007, 03:47 PM

On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:03:22 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
<mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote:

>
> Funny thing happened the other day. I was called by a Christian rock
> band to audition for vocals. I am actually thinking about it. I didn't
> tell them that I wasn't. I wander if you have to be?
>

FYI, most bands, and people for that matter, who claim, "I'm Christian,"
aren't.

I was just out to dinner the other weekend with a couple classmates. One
of the girls is harcore heathen, but the other says she's Christain.

So, heathen girl asks, "What's your guy's New Years resolution... mine is
to find a man!"

Christain Chick: "Mine is to get f**k*d!"

Slack: "Excuse me, waiter, can we get the check?"

01-05-2007, 03:50 PM

On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:47:41 -0800, GeeDubb <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:

> geesh, it's now wonder Penny doesn't frequent the group much
> anymore......
>
> Gary (where's the mtb content?)

Who needs mtb content when we got Barium anal flushes!
--
Slack - TMI

01-05-2007, 03:54 PM

Slack wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:03:22 -0800, Ride-A-Lot
> <mitchell@[NOSPAM]schnauzers.ws> wrote:
>
>>
>> Funny thing happened the other day. I was called by a Christian rock
>> band to audition for vocals. I am actually thinking about it. I
>> didn't tell them that I wasn't. I wander if you have to be?
>>
>
>
> FYI, most bands, and people for that matter, who claim, "I'm Christian,"
> aren't.
>
> I was just out to dinner the other weekend with a couple classmates.
> One of the girls is harcore heathen, but the other says she's Christain.
>
> So, heathen girl asks, "What's your guy's New Years resolution... mine
> is to find a man!"
>
> Christain Chick: "Mine is to get f**k*d!"
>
> Slack: "Excuse me, waiter, can we get the check?"

Well? Did she achieve her resolution. I can imagine what your
resolution was at that exact moment.

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01-05-2007, 04:07 PM

On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:45:59 -0800, Bill Sornson <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:

> Having endured a Barium enema recently, please don't use the term
> "evacuation" in my presence (or BEHIND my BACK).
>

What a PIA. Hope everything came out alright.
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Slack

01-05-2007, 04:21 PM

Slack wrote:
> On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:45:59 -0800, Bill Sornson <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:
>
>> Having endured a Barium enema recently, please don't use the term
>> "evacuation" in my presence (or BEHIND my BACK).
>>
>
>
> What a PIA. Hope everything came out alright.

I thought of you the whole time, Slackster! LOL

01-05-2007, 04:27 PM

On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:21:34 -0800, Bill Sornson <askme@ask.me> wrote:

> Slack wrote:
>> On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:45:59 -0800, Bill Sornson <askme@ask.me> wrote:
>>
>>> Having endured a Barium enema recently, please don't use the term
>>> "evacuation" in my presence (or BEHIND my BACK).
>>>
>>
>>
>> What a PIA. Hope everything came out alright.
>
> I thought of you the whole time, Slackster! LOL
>
>

You misspelled *hole*

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Slack

01-05-2007, 04:44 PM

Slack wrote:
>
> Christain Chick: "Mine is to get f**k*d!"
>
> Slack: "Excuse me, waiter, can we get the check?"

.... and then you gave her the check and left, right?

CC

01-05-2007, 04:51 PM

On Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:44:02 -0800, Corvus Corvax <corvuscorvax@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>
> Slack wrote:
>>
>> Christain Chick: "Mine is to get f**k*d!"
>>
>> Slack: "Excuse me, waiter, can we get the check?"
>
> ... and then you gave her the check and left, right?
>
> CC
>

Actually, she ripped it out of my hands and they ended paying for me

--
Slack

01-05-2007, 05:09 PM

James Messick wrote:
> Hey guys and gals! Long time since I posted.<snip>

It's good to see you're still riding.

JD