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Old 01-07-2007, 12:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
LIBERATOR
 
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Ride-A-Lot, my bike was stolen, give me 1 of yours

Ride-A-Lot, my bike was stolen by Lakewood Police, who are under
control of Elvis Presley, because he bought them, and pays them a
supplimental salary off record, as well as all the definitive
bureacrats in Lakewood, as well as many other citys/towns/states.

So in order to exercise me, by role playing, he ordered a police
officer to steal my bike which was locked up by the Colorado Mills
mall, it had a broken seat and that's why I had to lock it up.

So Ride-A-Lot, being that you have numerous bikes, and you don't use
them even when you're using them (due to no skill demanding a MTB), you
should give me one of your bikes for Xmas, seeing how you did not buy
me a present.

What is Tinkerbells sisters names? Give me which ever one has the more
male name.

I'll let you kill me next time we play DoD together, plumpy.

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Old 01-07-2007, 06:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
Ride-A-Lot
 
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LIBERATOR wrote:
> Ride-A-Lot, my bike was stolen by Lakewood Police, who are under
> control of Elvis Presley, because he bought them, and pays them a
> supplimental salary off record, as well as all the definitive
> bureacrats in Lakewood, as well as many other citys/towns/states.
>
> So in order to exercise me, by role playing, he ordered a police
> officer to steal my bike which was locked up by the Colorado Mills
> mall, it had a broken seat and that's why I had to lock it up.


That's too bad. Sorry to hear about that. Maybe you should stay
further east on Colfax where the police don't really seem to give a
rat's ass about anything that goes on. Locking up a POS in front of
more classy establishments will draw attention and thus get it removed,
probably under Homeland Security rules.

>
> So Ride-A-Lot, being that you have numerous bikes, and you don't use
> them even when you're using them (due to no skill demanding a MTB), you
> should give me one of your bikes for Xmas, seeing how you did not buy
> me a present.
>
> What is Tinkerbells sisters names? Give me which ever one has the more
> male name.
>
> I'll let you kill me next time we play DoD together, plumpy.
>


One book? I'm writing a damn trilogy!

Zahn, you just keep this material coming. I will give you 10% of the
proceeds from the books and the movies. You're going to be rich.


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Old 01-07-2007, 07:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Ride-A-Lot, my bike was stolen, give me 1 of yours

<snip>

> Ride-A-Lot, my bike was stolen by Lakewood Police, who are under
> control of Elvis Presley, because he bought them, and pays them a
> supplimental salary off record, as well as all the definitive
> bureacrats in Lakewood, as well as many other citys/towns/states.


</snip>

Bullsh*t!!! I saw him (Elvis) the other day. He's got
a regular gig over at one of the Casino's on the reservation...


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Old 01-07-2007, 07:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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daddy wrote:
> <snip>
>
> > Ride-A-Lot, my bike was stolen by Lakewood Police, who are under
> > control of Elvis Presley, because he bought them, and pays them a
> > supplimental salary off record, as well as all the definitive
> > bureacrats in Lakewood, as well as many other citys/towns/states.

>
> </snip>
>
> Bullsh*t!!! I saw him (Elvis) the other day. He's got
> a regular gig over at one of the Casino's on the reservation...


What is it about the rich people - trillionaires which probably Elvis
Presley is, about staging their deaths to get away from public, that
you people can't accept is true? It's an easy thing to do, and it
happens more than you know.

But apparently its too cunning for you to handle, and your mind can't
think on these advanced black-ops levels.

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Old 01-07-2007, 11:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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daddy wrote:
> <snip>
>
>> Ride-A-Lot, my bike was stolen by Lakewood Police, who are under
>> control of Elvis Presley, because he bought them, and pays them a
>> supplimental salary off record, as well as all the definitive
>> bureacrats in Lakewood, as well as many other citys/towns/states.

>
> </snip>
>
> Bullsh*t!!! I saw him (Elvis) the other day. He's got
> a regular gig over at one of the Casino's on the reservation...
>
>

That's funny because I saw him riding fromme this AM He was just about
to drop into seventh secret.
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Old 01-07-2007, 12:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
daddy
 
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Re: Ride-A-Lot, my bike was stolen, give me 1 of yours

>>
>> Bullsh*t!!! I saw him (Elvis) the other day. He's got
>> a regular gig over at one of the Casino's on the reservation...

>
> What is it about the rich people - trillionaires which probably Elvis
> Presley is, about staging their deaths to get away from public, that
> you people can't accept is true? It's an easy thing to do, and it
> happens more than you know.
>
> But apparently its too cunning for you to handle, and your mind can't
> think on these advanced black-ops levels.


Listen Libby. I think I hear one circling... "Whomp, whomp, whomp..."
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