gabrielle wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:21:49 -0800, Paladin wrote:
>
> > For some shots that don't really capture the day, see:
> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Yay, biking in the snow!
>
> gabrielle
Hey! Are you still in H/R, and did you know those poor [fill in the
blank, Heroes, Idiots, etc.] who got lost on the mountain?
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> gabrielle wrote:
>> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:21:49 -0800, Paladin wrote:
>>
>> > For some shots that don't really capture the day, see:
>> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>>
>> Yay, biking in the snow!
>>
>> gabrielle
>
> Hey! Are you still in H/R, and did you know those poor [fill in the
> blank, Heroes, Idiots, etc.] who got lost on the mountain?
>
> CDB
>
Paladin wrote:
> For some shots that don't really capture the day, see:
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Kahona rolls up to the happy hacienda, 7:15am, but I'm ready. No way
> am I missing a ride while the hills are frozen, and with the wife out
> early, I'm not giving up a better offer indoors..
>
> Load the Rev on his rack, and he's bringing a new guy, Justin, a young
> roadie who moved here from the People's Republic of Seattle, we book
> it over to Flip and Barbie's house, it's still cold and we're still
> grinning.
>
> Flip, who has the tough job (but somebody's gotta do it) of being a
> young, retired guy who gets to teach mountainbiking and travel the
> country riding the good stuff, says he has a heapin helpin of new
> trails and good times to serve up. And with all the barney groups I've
> been running, it's exciting to fall in with a gaggle of goofballs that
> I know will push me, spank me and make me cry for mamma. Bring it on,
> baby!
>
> Flip hops on his blue Yeti, joined by Rock-n-Roll-Barbie on her silver
> Yeti, and we mangos from the SW hinterlands fall in behind, as Flip
> takes us out of town and into the hidden little trails that are steep,
> narrrow and just the way we like'em. He had to blindfold us first so
> we couldn't spoil the trails with too much traffic, but that just made
> them funner to ride...
>
> He shows us a new way into the Military Reserve area, that finishes
> with a devil's slide descent with the ole hiner hung out over the back
> tire to keep from moving to endoville. Cross the dirt road, take the
> meandering pitch along the stream, and get ready to climb. But before
> that, we watch the Kahona pull a JD on a big rock. Pictures on mtbr.
>
> Up the hill, and we're rockin, go up Bucktail, a twisty gentle climb of
> a couple miles, then as its starting to snow harder, Flip takes us up
> Shane's loop, in the clockwise direction, but I personally prefer it
> the other way. I just did a huge ride yesterday, so I'm praying,
> "Legs, don't fail me now!"
>
> At one point I'm hurtin in my gut to keep up with these A-Teamers,
> sweating, wheezing, grinding it out along this narrow ridge, snow
> stinging me in the face, legs and brain no longer on speaking terms,
> the whole danged valley to my right, and I think for a second, "dang!
> this hurts!" Then I laugh out loud and shout, "I LOVE IT!!" Kahona
> hears the echoes and thinks I'm bailing, so he yells up, "Dingo! you
> alright?!" How we get these nicknames, I'll never know, but once
> conferred, no escaping the mean little dog.
>
> Roll onto the top, take some pictures, head back out the loop when the
> new guy's standing & grinding up a piece and [BING!] breaks his chain,
> flying off into the sage brush and takes a major snow sample with his
> face. You'll see the pics of Flip fixing the chain. What a guy.
>
> We're laughing, joking the whole way, and it's one of those days where
> it's all hitting just right, you're out on great [new] trails with good
> friends and super-fun conditions with the ground frozen and the snow
> coming down like it's Christmas morning.
>
> Flip leads us down the switchbacks, and I've never taken them so fast.
> Ladies and gents, I'm sorry, but I'm just groovin today. Lose a
> little traction on the new snow, but them fat Kendas have kept me alive
> so far... along a tricky, rocky ridge that my bike knows so well, I
> close my eyes and catch a nap. Then into the black forest, and as I
> round this corner where I go into my signature tail-whip to snap around
> this fallen tree and big-a$$ rock without slowing down, Barbie yells,
> [as I fall] "watch out for the ice...!" Too late, I fall hard on my
> left, my upper thigh catching a log and giving me a dandy souvenir as I
> lay there laughing, assuring my fans that yes, I'm ok, and no, I'm not
> smart enough to slow down when I oughta.
>
> Out of the forest, into the drainage culvert, back up into the M/R
> area, when we get deluged by about 50 grinning runners out in the snow
> with us. Biggest group of two-legged types on snow I'd ever seen
> outside a ski hill. No kidding, it must have been a training run for
> the half marathon coming up. Flip takes us up yet another new trail,
> and I'm just really digging the fact that its still snowing, 2hours+
> into the ride and we're all warmed up, the trails are newfangled and
> interesting, and the kids are out playing. My toes are starting to
> feel it, but I can still feel them, so keep riding Brown, and stop yer
> whinin.
>
> Work our way back to the Flip & Barbie haciendado where we load the
> bikes and congratulate each other all the way home....
>
> To where I cook up a truly dandy Mexi-feast of eggs, hot peppers,
> onions and chorizo, with a couple early brews to chase that pile of
> food down the hatch. [To ease the pain from my new owwie, of course.]
>
> It's hard to describe, but this had to be one of my top 10 rides in
> these foothills, ever, what with the combo of great folks, cool
> conditions, and new trails...
>
> Adios, flamingos.
>
> CDB
I'm impressed by that jacket from the last of Bombin4X's photos. It's
firefighter/Charlie Brown/homosexual Starfleet officer all rolled up
into one.
Scott Gordo wrote:
>
> I'm impressed by that jacket from the last of Bombin4X's photos. It's
> firefighter/Charlie Brown/homosexual Starfleet officer all rolled up
> into one.
>
> /s
That's pretty much how I describe myself, but I usually add, 10 mos
pregnant, too. Musta been the wind on that shot. Jeezo Loueezo!
GeeDubb wrote:
> "Paladin" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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> >
> > gabrielle wrote:
> >> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:21:49 -0800, Paladin wrote:
> >>
> >> > For some shots that don't really capture the day, see:
> >> > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >>
> >> Yay, biking in the snow!
> >>
> >> gabrielle
> >
> > Hey! Are you still in H/R, and did you know those poor [fill in the
> > blank, Heroes, Idiots, etc.] who got lost on the mountain?
> >
> > CDB
> >
>
> whadja expect from texans and new yowkas?
>
> Gary (ducking & covering)
With all due sympathy for the families, climbing Mt. Hood in December
should win these guys honorable mention in the Darwin awards.
Paladin wrote:
> GeeDubb wrote:
>> "Paladin" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
>> news:1168406422.101544.40620@k58g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
>>> gabrielle wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:21:49 -0800, Paladin wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> For some shots that don't really capture the day, see:
>>>>> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>>>> Yay, biking in the snow!
>>>>
>>>> gabrielle
>>> Hey! Are you still in H/R, and did you know those poor [fill in the
>>> blank, Heroes, Idiots, etc.] who got lost on the mountain?
>>>
>>> CDB
>>>
>> whadja expect from texans and new yowkas?
>>
>> Gary (ducking & covering)
>
> With all due sympathy for the families, climbing Mt. Hood in December
> should win these guys honorable mention in the Darwin awards.
>
Why? Mountaineers climb all kinds of mountains in the winter. These
guys sound like they knew what they were doing.
Greg
--
"All my time I spent in heaven
Revelries of dance and wine
Waking to the sound of laughter
Up I'd rise and kiss the sky" - The Mekons
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> Paladin wrote:
>> GeeDubb wrote:
>>> "Paladin" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
>>> news:1168406422.101544.40620@k58g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
>>>> gabrielle wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:21:49 -0800, Paladin wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> For some shots that don't really capture the day, see:
>>>>>> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>>>>> Yay, biking in the snow!
>>>>>
>>>>> gabrielle
>>>> Hey! Are you still in H/R, and did you know those poor [fill in the
>>>> blank, Heroes, Idiots, etc.] who got lost on the mountain?
>>>>
>>>> CDB
>>>>
>>> whadja expect from texans and new yowkas?
>>>
>>> Gary (ducking & covering)
>>
>> With all due sympathy for the families, climbing Mt. Hood in December
>> should win these guys honorable mention in the Darwin awards.
>>
>
> Why? Mountaineers climb all kinds of mountains in the winter. These guys
> sound like they knew what they were doing.
>
> Greg
>
> --
I guess it's all what you hear. I heard that they were experienced climbers
but tried to climb with minimal equipment and clothing for the expected
conditions. Who really knows?
G.T. wrote:
> Paladin wrote:
> > GeeDubb wrote:
> >> "Paladin" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
> >> news:1168406422.101544.40620@k58g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
> >>> gabrielle wrote:
> >>>> On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:21:49 -0800, Paladin wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> For some shots that don't really capture the day, see:
> >>>>> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >>>> Yay, biking in the snow!
> >>>>
> >>>> gabrielle
> >>> Hey! Are you still in H/R, and did you know those poor [fill in the
> >>> blank, Heroes, Idiots, etc.] who got lost on the mountain?
> >>>
> >>> CDB
> >>>
> >> whadja expect from texans and new yowkas?
> >>
> >> Gary (ducking & covering)
> >
> > With all due sympathy for the families, climbing Mt. Hood in December
> > should win these guys honorable mention in the Darwin awards.
> >
>
> Why? Mountaineers climb all kinds of mountains in the winter. These
> guys sound like they knew what they were doing.
>
> Greg
I never got to hear these guys "sound" off on anything, and was judging
them by the lack of avalanche beacons, insufficient gear, food, and
winter survival skills. And not "all kinds of mountains" are climbable
in the winter. Most bigger ones have short seasons.