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Old 01-09-2007, 05:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
JD
 
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NYC Smell

What caused it?

a) Gordo farted

b) New Jersey

c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces

d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated

e) All of the above

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Old 01-10-2007, 07:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
Scott Gordo
 
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Re: NYC Smell


JD wrote:
> What caused it?
>
> a) Gordo farted
>
> b) New Jersey
>
> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>
> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>
> e) All of the above


He who smelt it, JD....

I prefer to think that the smell was a terrorist plot because it's
along the same lines as middle school mouthbreathers dropping
stinkbombs in the hallway and high fiving in the stairwell. I enjoy the
image of a bunch of Osamas in the back of some storefront whooping it
up with a celebratory jig that they unleashed a mighty smell over the
city. People in midtown wearing stinkfaces and saying, "Aw, man, that
smells bad," while the terrorists shake their fingers singing "Suffer
the Almighty Fart of Allah, bitches! The Great Satan is Now the Great
Stinkin'".

/s

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Old 01-10-2007, 09:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
Corvus Corvax
 
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Re: NYC Smell


JD wrote:
> What caused it?
>
> a) Gordo farted
>
> b) New Jersey
>
> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>
> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>
> e) All of the above


f) Dispersal test

CC

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Old 01-10-2007, 10:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
Scott Gordo
 
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Re: NYC Smell


Corvus Corvax wrote:
> JD wrote:
> > What caused it?
> >
> > a) Gordo farted
> >
> > b) New Jersey
> >
> > c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
> >
> > d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
> >
> > e) All of the above

>
> f) Dispersal test
>
> CC


You mean the "test how many NYCers are prone to the 'pull my finger'
prank"?

/s

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Old 01-10-2007, 09:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
wizardB
 
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Re: NYC Smell

Scott Gordo wrote:
> Corvus Corvax wrote:
>> JD wrote:
>>> What caused it?
>>>
>>> a) Gordo farted
>>>
>>> b) New Jersey
>>>
>>> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>>>
>>> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>>>
>>> e) All of the above

>> f) Dispersal test
>>
>> CC

>
> You mean the "test how many NYCers are prone to the 'pull my finger'
> prank"?
>
> /s
>

The UN nothing else could smell that bad!!
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
Slack
 
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Re: NYC Smell

On Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:21:27 -0800, wizardB <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote:

> Scott Gordo wrote:
>> Corvus Corvax wrote:
>>> JD wrote:
>>>> What caused it?
>>>>
>>>> a) Gordo farted
>>>>
>>>> b) New Jersey
>>>>
>>>> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>>>>
>>>> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>>>>
>>>> e) All of the above
>>> f) Dispersal test
>>>
>>> CC

>> You mean the "test how many NYCers are prone to the 'pull my finger'
>> prank"?
>> /s
>>

> The UN nothing else could smell that bad!!



You [obviously] haven't been up close and personal with Senator Clinton.
--
Slack
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Old 01-11-2007, 10:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
cc
 
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Re: NYC Smell

JD wrote:
> What caused it?
>
> a) Gordo farted
>
> b) New Jersey
>
> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>
> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>
> e) All of the above
>


d + a cloud of smug.
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Old 01-11-2007, 11:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
Jason
 
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Re: NYC Smell

JD wrote:
> What caused it?
>
> a) Gordo farted
>
> b) New Jersey
>
> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>
> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>
> e) All of the above
>


F vandelooser was there "lecturing" at a conference
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Old 01-11-2007, 12:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
cc
 
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Re: NYC Smell

Jason wrote:
> JD wrote:
>> What caused it?
>>
>> a) Gordo farted
>>
>> b) New Jersey
>>
>> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>>
>> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>>
>> e) All of the above
>>

>
> F vandelooser was there "lecturing" at a conference


you grossly overestimate his impact.
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Old 01-14-2007, 11:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
David W
 
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Re: NYC Smell


"JD" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:1168391162.440788.178140@i56g2000hsf.googlegr oups.com...
> What caused it?
>
> a) Gordo farted
>
> b) New Jersey
>
> c) NYers breath blowing back in their faces
>
> d) The piss smell from the sidewalks mutated
>
> e) All of the above
>


f.) you opened your halitosis filled yap, and that was that....


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