Ride-A-Lot (Pookums the plumpy pea****), lets meet at Lakewood PD, and
I'll give you a gift.
I'll bring you a flag with Abby Cadabby on it, the exact picture shown
here: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
This is for your bad balance demons that you are infested. You see
Pookums Plumpy Pea****, I am a witch too. I practice a secret form of
witchcraft, it involves all the seasame street characters whom effect
my spells.
Pookums, I can effect a spell on you to clear your bad balance demons,
if you put a big flag of Abby Cadabby on the back of your bike, with a
pink bannana seat, and a pink basket on the front, we can make you
super balanced.
My witchcraft works Pookums Plumpy Palsy Pea****. Why don't you
believe me, Virginia Newbon has failed time & time again with her
witchcraft on me, certainly you must believe I am a superior witch, no?