Ride-A-Lot, I want to fight you

02-15-2007, 06:46 PM

You stood me up, you didn't show up and meet me and trade me your bike
for my bike.

I requested your friendship time & time & time again, and you rejected
me and scorned me and mocked me.

Therefore, we should fight and settle our differences by mortal
combat.

Since you're a feminist, I suggest you contract your wife Melissa for
the fight, of which I'll make sure it's a wrestling match, no
punching, and even kissing & squeezing, muhwahaha...

Uh, er, Ridey, uh, let me see a picture of Melissa first before we
agree to this duel.

I'll even let her squeeze & kiss me. I'll even let her ride my Magna
first.