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12-15-2004, 05:18 AM

Well ZootSuit,

You will never be able to build anything as fast as the NoCom which is
the fastest stock bike in the known universe.

Either get with the program Zoot and ride a street luge OR stay on the
sidewalk where you belong. Slow moving FOGs belong on the sidewalk.

And might I add, your universe is only "your closet, or basement, at
best....a rickity SHED......" Yeah go ahead with your homemade junk,
there is a reason they're ONE OFF......deemed useless to the cycling
community.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Zoot Katz wrote:

> Tue, 14 Dec 2004 15:30:27 GMT,
> <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>, through a puddle of drool
> Johnny NoCom , <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> begged:
>
> >Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> Stock, fast of not, makes it just another cookie-cutter bike.
>
> In my universe, you build your own or go home, kid.
> --
> zk

12-15-2004, 05:18 AM

Well ZootSuit,

You will never be able to build anything as fast as the NoCom which is
the fastest stock bike in the known universe.

Either get with the program Zoot and ride a street luge OR stay on the
sidewalk where you belong. Slow moving FOGs belong on the sidewalk.

And might I add, your universe is only "your closet, or basement, at
best....a rickity SHED......" Yeah go ahead with your homemade junk,
there is a reason they're ONE OFF......deemed useless to the cycling
community.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Zoot Katz wrote:

> Tue, 14 Dec 2004 15:30:27 GMT,
> <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>, through a puddle of drool
> Johnny NoCom , <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> begged:
>
> >Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> Stock, fast of not, makes it just another cookie-cutter bike.
>
> In my universe, you build your own or go home, kid.
> --
> zk

12-15-2004, 05:18 AM

Well ZootSuit,

You will never be able to build anything as fast as the NoCom which is
the fastest stock bike in the known universe.

Either get with the program Zoot and ride a street luge OR stay on the
sidewalk where you belong. Slow moving FOGs belong on the sidewalk.

And might I add, your universe is only "your closet, or basement, at
best....a rickity SHED......" Yeah go ahead with your homemade junk,
there is a reason they're ONE OFF......deemed useless to the cycling
community.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Zoot Katz wrote:

> Tue, 14 Dec 2004 15:30:27 GMT,
> <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>, through a puddle of drool
> Johnny NoCom , <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> begged:
>
> >Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> Stock, fast of not, makes it just another cookie-cutter bike.
>
> In my universe, you build your own or go home, kid.
> --
> zk

12-15-2004, 05:40 AM

Tom,

You ass hatchet lovers just don't get it, results all over the web point
out 30 to mid 30 mph speeds in crits for unfaired stock bents. Results
you Preparation H covered morons NEVER achieve except downhill
coasting.....

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Tom wrote:

> Colnago wrote:
> > Thanks so much for sharing, Johnny.
> >
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for
> the
> > > holiday season.
> > >
> > > There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter
> bike and
> > > passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
> > > antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up
> their ass
> > > .
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > >
>
> Umm, recumbents suck. End of story. And you can't race them anyway.
> Tom

12-15-2004, 05:40 AM

Tom,

You ass hatchet lovers just don't get it, results all over the web point
out 30 to mid 30 mph speeds in crits for unfaired stock bents. Results
you Preparation H covered morons NEVER achieve except downhill
coasting.....

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Tom wrote:

> Colnago wrote:
> > Thanks so much for sharing, Johnny.
> >
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for
> the
> > > holiday season.
> > >
> > > There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter
> bike and
> > > passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
> > > antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up
> their ass
> > > .
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > >
>
> Umm, recumbents suck. End of story. And you can't race them anyway.
> Tom

12-15-2004, 05:40 AM

Tom,

You ass hatchet lovers just don't get it, results all over the web point
out 30 to mid 30 mph speeds in crits for unfaired stock bents. Results
you Preparation H covered morons NEVER achieve except downhill
coasting.....

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Tom wrote:

> Colnago wrote:
> > Thanks so much for sharing, Johnny.
> >
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for
> the
> > > holiday season.
> > >
> > > There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter
> bike and
> > > passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
> > > antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up
> their ass
> > > .
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > >
>
> Umm, recumbents suck. End of story. And you can't race them anyway.
> Tom

12-15-2004, 05:40 AM

Tom,

You ass hatchet lovers just don't get it, results all over the web point
out 30 to mid 30 mph speeds in crits for unfaired stock bents. Results
you Preparation H covered morons NEVER achieve except downhill
coasting.....

Holiday Cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Tom wrote:

> Colnago wrote:
> > Thanks so much for sharing, Johnny.
> >
> > "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> > news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > > Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
> > >
> > > [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > > Time for all you intelligent riders to order one just in time for
> the
> > > holiday season.
> > >
> > > There is nothing better than flying down the road on a splitter
> bike and
> > > passing everything in sight including those old school slowracer
> > > antiques and upwrong ass hatchets with slither's of leather up
> their ass
> > > .
> > >
> > > Holiday Cheers,
> > > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> > >
> > >
>
> Umm, recumbents suck. End of story. And you can't race them anyway.
> Tom

12-15-2004, 05:43 AM

Misconception huh, you make me laugh with your ill informed, ignorant
mind.....
Stick with your "Bicycle Wheel" a silly ranting unworthy of publication.

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

[Only registered and activated users can see links. ] wrote:

> Bill Sornson writes:
>
> >> Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> > Take it to rec.sortacycles.abominations where it belongs.
>
> You may also have noticed that the chain of this freak is so close to
> the front wheel that the wheel can't steer. It's about as close as
> the chain is to the rear wheel on a conventional bicycle.
>
> An artist's (mis)conception no less.
>
> Jobst Brandt
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 05:43 AM

Misconception huh, you make me laugh with your ill informed, ignorant
mind.....
Stick with your "Bicycle Wheel" a silly ranting unworthy of publication.

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

[Only registered and activated users can see links. ] wrote:

> Bill Sornson writes:
>
> >> Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> > Take it to rec.sortacycles.abominations where it belongs.
>
> You may also have noticed that the chain of this freak is so close to
> the front wheel that the wheel can't steer. It's about as close as
> the chain is to the rear wheel on a conventional bicycle.
>
> An artist's (mis)conception no less.
>
> Jobst Brandt
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 05:43 AM

Misconception huh, you make me laugh with your ill informed, ignorant
mind.....
Stick with your "Bicycle Wheel" a silly ranting unworthy of publication.

Holiday cheers,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

[Only registered and activated users can see links. ] wrote:

> Bill Sornson writes:
>
> >> Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> > Take it to rec.sortacycles.abominations where it belongs.
>
> You may also have noticed that the chain of this freak is so close to
> the front wheel that the wheel can't steer. It's about as close as
> the chain is to the rear wheel on a conventional bicycle.
>
> An artist's (mis)conception no less.
>
> Jobst Brandt
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]