The fastest stock bike in the world. Get yours now!!! - Page 9 - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-14-2004, 09:03 PM

Carl Sundquist wrote:
>
> So how fast can you ride that bike, Johnny?

Before this gets out of hand...
Waitaminute- it's *already* out of hand!

Anyway, Carl- the Lightning X-2 does not qualify as a "stock" bike. No
way, no how. A F-40 or F-90 might, if you take "stock" to mean
"available in this form from a manufacturer".

You guys want to come to Portland next Memorial Day weekend and settle
this like gentlemen?

Jeff

12-14-2004, 09:56 PM

Tom Sherman wrote in part:

>... and
>they ride these bikes thousands of miles per year on > public roads.

So it can turn. Still wouldn't do Jobst
much good on next summer's trip to the Alps.

R

12-14-2004, 09:56 PM

Tom Sherman wrote in part:

>... and
>they ride these bikes thousands of miles per year on > public roads.

So it can turn. Still wouldn't do Jobst
much good on next summer's trip to the Alps.

R

12-14-2004, 09:56 PM

Tom Sherman wrote in part:

>... and
>they ride these bikes thousands of miles per year on > public roads.

So it can turn. Still wouldn't do Jobst
much good on next summer's trip to the Alps.

R

12-14-2004, 09:56 PM

Tom Sherman wrote in part:

>... and
>they ride these bikes thousands of miles per year on > public roads.

So it can turn. Still wouldn't do Jobst
much good on next summer's trip to the Alps.

R

12-14-2004, 10:45 PM

bikeguy11968 wrote:
> You know, I have seen something very similair to this online. In fact
> I think the idea has already been done. check out
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Note in the image how the shape is optimally curved for ideal
> aquadynamics. In fact, its so sleek, I declare it fastest stock poo in
> the world.

Window was open .24 seconds and still I'm scarred for life.
--
BS (no, really)

12-14-2004, 10:45 PM

bikeguy11968 wrote:
> You know, I have seen something very similair to this online. In fact
> I think the idea has already been done. check out
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Note in the image how the shape is optimally curved for ideal
> aquadynamics. In fact, its so sleek, I declare it fastest stock poo in
> the world.

Window was open .24 seconds and still I'm scarred for life.
--
BS (no, really)

12-14-2004, 10:45 PM

bikeguy11968 wrote:
> You know, I have seen something very similair to this online. In fact
> I think the idea has already been done. check out
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Note in the image how the shape is optimally curved for ideal
> aquadynamics. In fact, its so sleek, I declare it fastest stock poo in
> the world.

Window was open .24 seconds and still I'm scarred for life.
--
BS (no, really)

12-14-2004, 10:45 PM

bikeguy11968 wrote:
> You know, I have seen something very similair to this online. In fact
> I think the idea has already been done. check out
>
> [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Note in the image how the shape is optimally curved for ideal
> aquadynamics. In fact, its so sleek, I declare it fastest stock poo in
> the world.

Window was open .24 seconds and still I'm scarred for life.
--
BS (no, really)

12-15-2004, 05:18 AM

Well ZootSuit,

You will never be able to build anything as fast as the NoCom which is
the fastest stock bike in the known universe.

Either get with the program Zoot and ride a street luge OR stay on the
sidewalk where you belong. Slow moving FOGs belong on the sidewalk.

And might I add, your universe is only "your closet, or basement, at
best....a rickity SHED......" Yeah go ahead with your homemade junk,
there is a reason they're ONE OFF......deemed useless to the cycling
community.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Zoot Katz wrote:

> Tue, 14 Dec 2004 15:30:27 GMT,
> <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]>, through a puddle of drool
> Johnny NoCom , <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> begged:
>
> >Here is the fastest stock bike in the known universe
>
> Stock, fast of not, makes it just another cookie-cutter bike.
>
> In my universe, you build your own or go home, kid.
> --
> zk