Some advice for all asshatchet riders - Page 11 - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-16-2004, 09:12 AM

Tom Sherman <tsherman@qconline.com> wrote:

> B. Lafferty wrote:

> > It's possible, in which case they can all try to figure out who the dork
> > really is.
>
> Doesn't everyone know who Johnny NoCom is?

I'm not sure to whom you are refering, Tom, but I have my doubts he
really wants to propagate lowracers. In my eyes he acts like someone who
intends to discredit them. On the other hand, the monkeys always have
been well known for their strange sense of humor. ;-)

At least he should change his faked e-mail-addy to
[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Is there any chance Monkey Island will revive again?

Kurt

12-16-2004, 12:27 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Dear Johnny,

You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
adopt the proper saddle position.

Best wishes and happy cycling.

12-16-2004, 12:27 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Dear Johnny,

You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
adopt the proper saddle position.

Best wishes and happy cycling.

12-16-2004, 12:27 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Dear Johnny,

You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
adopt the proper saddle position.

Best wishes and happy cycling.

12-16-2004, 12:27 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

Dear Johnny,

You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
adopt the proper saddle position.

Best wishes and happy cycling.

12-16-2004, 12:36 PM

B. Lafferty Wrote:
>
> The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the *******
> *******. What would you have the 'bent community' do? As lostjohnriley pointe
out, he holds us in equal contempt. He's harassing you because he go
kicked off all the bent-oriented moderated forums, for the same uncivi
behavior. IF we could positively identify him, the most we could do i
make the info public

Guys (and ladies

This character is NOT representative of recumben
riders in general. He represents himself, or perhaps a very small grou
of riders in the Chicago area, who have no social skills and larg
amounts of disdain for ANYONE who doesn't ride the EXACT SAME bike a
they do. Mostly he/they think it's funny to shake the hornet's nest

--
blazingpedals

12-16-2004, 12:36 PM

B. Lafferty Wrote:
>
> The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the *******
> *******. What would you have the 'bent community' do? As lostjohnriley pointe
out, he holds us in equal contempt. He's harassing you because he go
kicked off all the bent-oriented moderated forums, for the same uncivi
behavior. IF we could positively identify him, the most we could do i
make the info public

Guys (and ladies

This character is NOT representative of recumben
riders in general. He represents himself, or perhaps a very small grou
of riders in the Chicago area, who have no social skills and larg
amounts of disdain for ANYONE who doesn't ride the EXACT SAME bike a
they do. Mostly he/they think it's funny to shake the hornet's nest

--
blazingpedals

12-16-2004, 12:36 PM

B. Lafferty Wrote:
>
> The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the *******
> *******. What would you have the 'bent community' do? As lostjohnriley pointe
out, he holds us in equal contempt. He's harassing you because he go
kicked off all the bent-oriented moderated forums, for the same uncivi
behavior. IF we could positively identify him, the most we could do i
make the info public

Guys (and ladies

This character is NOT representative of recumben
riders in general. He represents himself, or perhaps a very small grou
of riders in the Chicago area, who have no social skills and larg
amounts of disdain for ANYONE who doesn't ride the EXACT SAME bike a
they do. Mostly he/they think it's funny to shake the hornet's nest

--
blazingpedals

12-16-2004, 12:36 PM

B. Lafferty Wrote:
>
> The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the *******
> *******. What would you have the 'bent community' do? As lostjohnriley pointe
out, he holds us in equal contempt. He's harassing you because he go
kicked off all the bent-oriented moderated forums, for the same uncivi
behavior. IF we could positively identify him, the most we could do i
make the info public

Guys (and ladies

This character is NOT representative of recumben
riders in general. He represents himself, or perhaps a very small grou
of riders in the Chicago area, who have no social skills and larg
amounts of disdain for ANYONE who doesn't ride the EXACT SAME bike a
they do. Mostly he/they think it's funny to shake the hornet's nest

--
blazingpedals

12-16-2004, 01:13 PM

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 07:36:49 +1100, blazingpedals
<blazingpedals.1hdjlz@no-mx.forums.cyclingforums.com> wrote:

>
> B. Lafferty Wrote:
>>
>> The clue is this. Lets see the bent community police the *******,
>> *******. What would you have the 'bent community' do? As lostjohnriley
>> pointed
> out, he holds us in equal contempt. He's harassing you because he got
> kicked off all the bent-oriented moderated forums, for the same uncivil
> behavior. IF we could positively identify him, the most we could do is
> make the info public.
>
> Guys (and ladies

This character is NOT representative of recumbent
> riders in general. He represents himself, or perhaps a very small group
> of riders in the Chicago area, who have no social skills and large
> amounts of disdain for ANYONE who doesn't ride the EXACT SAME bike as
> they do. Mostly he/they think it's funny to shake the hornet's nest.
>
>
Maybe I could make a trip to Chicago and ride in front of some
recumbents and flush him out. I'm bored enough to do that right
about now.

--
Bill (?) Bak