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12-16-2004, 09:03 PM

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>
> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in
> a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
> Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
> and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who
> wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
> road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
> Dear Johnny,
>
> You may wish to rethink your position on a road bike. The saddle is
> supposed to remain outside of your rectum. Based on your description
> of road bikes as "ass hatchets", it appears that you are under the
> mistaken impression that the saddle should be shoved up your ass. I
> think you will find riding a much more comfortable experience if you
> adopt the proper saddle position.
>
> Best wishes and happy cycling.
Once upon a time, way back when, he owned a "asshatchet".
Years later when he adopted his "NoCom" BS, someone suggested he try putting a
saddle on the seatpost of his "asshatchet"..

12-16-2004, 09:14 PM

I have better advice Johnny....
KILL-FILE Johnny!!!
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12-16-2004, 09:14 PM

I have better advice Johnny....
KILL-FILE Johnny!!!
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12-16-2004, 09:14 PM

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KILL-FILE Johnny!!!
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12-16-2004, 09:14 PM

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KILL-FILE Johnny!!!
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12-17-2004, 02:00 AM

"psycholist" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
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> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
>
>
> Johnny,
>
> We get it. You learned a new slang term you think is really cool ...
> asshatchet. Now give it a rest. Even a half-assed roadie knows how to set
> his bike up to fit properly such that saddle pain is a non-issue, or a very
> minor one at worst.
>
> I'm interested in how your strategy is going to work out ... the one where
> you barge into a newsgroup, insult everyone there, then encourage them to
> invest in your little venture. Very interesting approach.
>
> I live in an area with a ton of rolling hills. There are some recumbent
> riders around and they all seem to be jerks like you. They all seem to
> think they're superior and talk about how their bikes go faster. And sure
> enough, they do ... downhill and on the flats. But on even the smallest of
> hills they come rocketing back as if they were in reverse. Over the course
> of a 50 mile ride, the roadies will always finish 10 miles ahead of the
> bents. THAT's the real, practical world of "asshatchets" vs. dorkrockets.
>
> --
> Bob C.
>
> "Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
> T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
ROTFLMAO!
Great POST!!!

12-17-2004, 02:00 AM

"psycholist" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:cpqvec$53gp$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
>
>
> Johnny,
>
> We get it. You learned a new slang term you think is really cool ...
> asshatchet. Now give it a rest. Even a half-assed roadie knows how to set
> his bike up to fit properly such that saddle pain is a non-issue, or a very
> minor one at worst.
>
> I'm interested in how your strategy is going to work out ... the one where
> you barge into a newsgroup, insult everyone there, then encourage them to
> invest in your little venture. Very interesting approach.
>
> I live in an area with a ton of rolling hills. There are some recumbent
> riders around and they all seem to be jerks like you. They all seem to
> think they're superior and talk about how their bikes go faster. And sure
> enough, they do ... downhill and on the flats. But on even the smallest of
> hills they come rocketing back as if they were in reverse. Over the course
> of a 50 mile ride, the roadies will always finish 10 miles ahead of the
> bents. THAT's the real, practical world of "asshatchets" vs. dorkrockets.
>
> --
> Bob C.
>
> "Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
> T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
ROTFLMAO!
Great POST!!!

12-17-2004, 02:00 AM

"psycholist" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:cpqvec$53gp$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
>
>
> Johnny,
>
> We get it. You learned a new slang term you think is really cool ...
> asshatchet. Now give it a rest. Even a half-assed roadie knows how to set
> his bike up to fit properly such that saddle pain is a non-issue, or a very
> minor one at worst.
>
> I'm interested in how your strategy is going to work out ... the one where
> you barge into a newsgroup, insult everyone there, then encourage them to
> invest in your little venture. Very interesting approach.
>
> I live in an area with a ton of rolling hills. There are some recumbent
> riders around and they all seem to be jerks like you. They all seem to
> think they're superior and talk about how their bikes go faster. And sure
> enough, they do ... downhill and on the flats. But on even the smallest of
> hills they come rocketing back as if they were in reverse. Over the course
> of a 50 mile ride, the roadies will always finish 10 miles ahead of the
> bents. THAT's the real, practical world of "asshatchets" vs. dorkrockets.
>
> --
> Bob C.
>
> "Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
> T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
ROTFLMAO!
Great POST!!!

12-17-2004, 02:00 AM

"psycholist" <[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]> wrote in message
news:cpqvec$53gp$[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> "Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
> news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
>
>
> Johnny,
>
> We get it. You learned a new slang term you think is really cool ...
> asshatchet. Now give it a rest. Even a half-assed roadie knows how to set
> his bike up to fit properly such that saddle pain is a non-issue, or a very
> minor one at worst.
>
> I'm interested in how your strategy is going to work out ... the one where
> you barge into a newsgroup, insult everyone there, then encourage them to
> invest in your little venture. Very interesting approach.
>
> I live in an area with a ton of rolling hills. There are some recumbent
> riders around and they all seem to be jerks like you. They all seem to
> think they're superior and talk about how their bikes go faster. And sure
> enough, they do ... downhill and on the flats. But on even the smallest of
> hills they come rocketing back as if they were in reverse. Over the course
> of a 50 mile ride, the roadies will always finish 10 miles ahead of the
> bents. THAT's the real, practical world of "asshatchets" vs. dorkrockets.
>
> --
> Bob C.
>
> "Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
> T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
ROTFLMAO!
Great POST!!!