Some advice for all asshatchet riders - Page 2 - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-15-2004, 04:28 PM

Fred Marx wrote:

> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> >
> >
> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
> on bicycling.com's forums.
> F U C K O F F troll.

And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
represent.

Holiday Cheers to you too,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 04:28 PM

Fred Marx wrote:

> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> >
> >
> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
> on bicycling.com's forums.
> F U C K O F F troll.

And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
represent.

Holiday Cheers to you too,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 04:28 PM

Fred Marx wrote:

> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> >
> >
> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
> on bicycling.com's forums.
> F U C K O F F troll.

And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
represent.

Holiday Cheers to you too,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 04:42 PM

Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask them
how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny!

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Fred Marx wrote:
>
>> Johnny NoCom wrote:
>> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
>> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
>> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>> >
>> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
>> > Kuota,
>> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
>> > and
>> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
>> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
>> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
>> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>> >
>> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
>> > road.
>> >
>> > Holiday Cheers,
>> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
>> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
>> on bicycling.com's forums.
>> F U C K O F F troll.
>
> And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"
>
> Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
> represent.
>
> Holiday Cheers to you too,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>

12-15-2004, 04:42 PM

Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask them
how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny!

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Fred Marx wrote:
>
>> Johnny NoCom wrote:
>> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
>> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
>> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>> >
>> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
>> > Kuota,
>> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
>> > and
>> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
>> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
>> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
>> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>> >
>> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
>> > road.
>> >
>> > Holiday Cheers,
>> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
>> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
>> on bicycling.com's forums.
>> F U C K O F F troll.
>
> And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"
>
> Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
> represent.
>
> Holiday Cheers to you too,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>

12-15-2004, 04:42 PM

Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask them
how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny!

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Fred Marx wrote:
>
>> Johnny NoCom wrote:
>> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
>> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
>> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>> >
>> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
>> > Kuota,
>> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
>> > and
>> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
>> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
>> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
>> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>> >
>> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
>> > road.
>> >
>> > Holiday Cheers,
>> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
>> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
>> on bicycling.com's forums.
>> F U C K O F F troll.
>
> And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"
>
> Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
> represent.
>
> Holiday Cheers to you too,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>

12-15-2004, 04:42 PM

Here's Jonny's Home page at the top of which are his sponsor links. I
suggest that everyone send copies of his drivel to his sponsors and ask them
how it is that they can sponsor such a dork.
[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

My first five emails are on their way tonight. Happy Holidays, Jonny!

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
>
>
> Fred Marx wrote:
>
>> Johnny NoCom wrote:
>> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
>> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
>> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>> >
>> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
>> > Kuota,
>> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
>> > and
>> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
>> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
>> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
>> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>> >
>> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the
>> > road.
>> >
>> > Holiday Cheers,
>> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
>> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
>> on bicycling.com's forums.
>> F U C K O F F troll.
>
> And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"
>
> Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
> represent.
>
> Holiday Cheers to you too,
>
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>

12-15-2004, 05:00 PM

"Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
Kuota,
Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
and
Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."

Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
and insulting everyone else.
Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
"Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
fastest......blah blah blah...."
I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.

12-15-2004, 05:00 PM

"Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
Kuota,
Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
and
Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."

Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
and insulting everyone else.
Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
"Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
fastest......blah blah blah...."
I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.

12-15-2004, 05:00 PM

"Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel,
Kuota,
Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek
and
Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF."

Johnny "Queen of the Flatlands" was never able to compete w/
conventional bikes. So the big baby went out and bought the most
expensive toy he could find and now spends his time playing w/ himself
and insulting everyone else.
Be careful what you wish for, Quennie Weenie. If the rest of us start
riding nocoms, we'll undoubtedly leave you in the dust. I imagine you
would fare below average--- like you would against uprights, in a world
nocom racers. Then we'd start hearing from "Johnny Electric Motor".
"Hey everone! No need to be upset cause you have to pedal to make your
bike go. You can be like me, Johnny Electric Motor. I have the
fastest......blah blah blah...."
I think you know where you can stuff your NoCom Missle.