Some advice for all asshatchet riders - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-15-2004, 03:44 PM

It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.

Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.

Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

12-15-2004, 03:51 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
I wish I could crawl down the road at 20mph average. But I feel much
better that he didn't include my Cannondale's as useless crap.

12-15-2004, 03:51 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
I wish I could crawl down the road at 20mph average. But I feel much
better that he didn't include my Cannondale's as useless crap.

12-15-2004, 03:51 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
I wish I could crawl down the road at 20mph average. But I feel much
better that he didn't include my Cannondale's as useless crap.

12-15-2004, 03:51 PM

"Johnny NoCom" <"Johnny NoCom"@bentrideronline.com> wrote in message
news:[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]...
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
I wish I could crawl down the road at 20mph average. But I feel much
better that he didn't include my Cannondale's as useless crap.

12-15-2004, 04:17 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
on bicycling.com's forums.
F U C K O F F troll.

12-15-2004, 04:17 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
on bicycling.com's forums.
F U C K O F F troll.

12-15-2004, 04:17 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
on bicycling.com's forums.
F U C K O F F troll.

12-15-2004, 04:17 PM

Johnny NoCom wrote:
> It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
>
> Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
>
> Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
>
> Holiday Cheers,
> Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
>
>
>
The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
on bicycling.com's forums.
F U C K O F F troll.

12-15-2004, 04:28 PM

Fred Marx wrote:

> Johnny NoCom wrote:
> > It is time for all asshatcheters worldwide to get smart and invest in a
> > NoCom. The cool factor alone is worth the price. No asshatchet frame
> > will ever match the elegance and ballistic speed of the NoCom.
> >
> > Useless crap like Aegis, Cervelo, Colnago, Merckx, Felt, Kestrel, Kuota,
> > Litespeed, Merlin, Waterford, Pinarello, Seven, Softride, Time, Trek and
> > Van Tuyl frames are all dated and slow like the UCI and USCF. Who wants
> > to crawl down the road at 20 mph on old world design junk. It is an
> > insult to all cyclists when stick pole riders on UCI regulated junk
> > struggle 5% as fast as a NoCom missile.
> >
> > Riding a NoCom at 40 mph with ease is the only way to fly down the road.
> >
> > Holiday Cheers,
> > Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
> >
> >
> >
> The very fact that a complete ****forbrains as yourself is speaking out
> for these is compelling to no end. This guy is like the Iwoan schmuck
> on bicycling.com's forums.
> F U C K O F F troll.

And Fred........that is your name now? Wow a real "FRED!"

Do you even ride? Oh don't answer, afterall we all know what "FRED'S"
represent.

Holiday Cheers to you too,

Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]