9 days till Xmas order your NoCom today - Cycling Mob: Road Cycling, Mountain Biking and More

12-16-2004, 04:09 PM

Listen up all you UCI gimps who ride those ugly slow crotch blistering
neck abusing bikes. It is time for you to wise up and order your NoCom
today. With Xmas only 9 days away a NoCom will be a wonderful gift. When
you get your NoCom on Xmas morning you will have the fastest stock bike
in the known universe.

The world will be a better place with fewer of those UCI crotch
blistering slow speed triangle frames to clutter the roads. Best of all
NO chamois creme needed when riding the NoCom which is and always will
be THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE UNIVERSE.

Holiday Cheers,
Johnny [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]